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When ornithologists are mutually attracted

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PYTHON ESCAPES ZOO / S. WHITE

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The conversation had been brisk and pleasant when, suddenly and simultaneously, everyone just got dog tired.

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“Oh, Professor DeWitt! Have you seen Professor Weinberg’s time machine? … It’s digital!”

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“Say … what’s a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?”

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“One more thing, young man. You get my daughter home before sunrise—I don’t want you coming back here with a pile of dried bones!”

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Math phobic’s nightmare

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Is that right? … You know, I never did care for her very much … It doesn’t surprise me … (eee! eee! eee!) / She actually said that? … Say, Helen, could you hold the phone for just a second? (eee eee eee!) / Will you kids shut up! I’ll regurgitate something later! / I’m sorry Helen…you were saying?

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Just another old wives’ tale

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Hey! Rat race! My name is Ernie Miller and tomorrow I’m moving to an island in the South Pacific where I’m going to sit on a beach, sip coconut milk and watch the sun go down! Kiss my butt, goodbye, human cesspool! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! …