It feels better to dump content into an empty receptacle than to try to add something to an oversaturated and overflowing container that's bursting at the seams.

I can't compete for attention with all the sardines in the can. It's too blatantly obvious we are all just a bunch of defeated sardines anyway, so what's the point? But have you ever seen sardines actually swimming together? In-fcking-credible.

For that type of magic to occur, we need space to move. And lots of it.

If the internet can't run out of space, we have to try to swim out of the can to find it. Like a piscatorial resurrection. What would Sardine Jesus do? Toss over the conman's cans, convert some friends, and shape-shift through multidimensional portals in super-good-looking kaftans.

There isn't a river too deep... I'm swimming.

#sardinejesus #sardines #socialmedia #magic #metamigration #metaphores #metaphormosis #swimming #lichen #experimentalphotography #existentialism #musings #emptynet

#pittsburghpenguins just shot the puck into their own #emptynet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

#hockey #nhlpenguins #hockeyvideos

I'm just sitting here, screaming vowels at the screen.

#HNOM #LeafsForever #emptynet

And THAT WILL DO IT!!!!!!!!

BLACKHAWKS COMES OUT ON TOP!!!!!!

#CHIvsPIT #EmptyNet #Blackhawks #NHLFaceOff #NHL #Sports #HNOM

And empty net ends all hope for Penguins.

#CHIvsPIT #EmptyNet #Blackhawks #NHLFaceOff #NHL #Sports #HNOM

Dass der #KAC schon ab der 50. Minute mit dem #EmptyNet spielt ist schon auch geil, aber halt auch notwendig. #RBS einfach zu stark beim 5:5
Bruins goalie Linus Ullmark scores empty-net goal in win over Canucks | CBC Sports

Linus Ullmark became the 13th goalie in NHL history to score a goal as the Boston Bruins beat the Vancouver Canucks 3-1 on Saturday night at Rogers Arena.

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