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Just as Mr. Rochester is about to propose, Jane Eyre lets out a
"squeaker".
"Reader, I farted on him."
After inheriting the chocolate factory, Charlie Bucket is hit with a massive tax bill going back decades. Grandpa Joe has to go back to work at the widget factory.
J.J.Fux 1660-1741
JayWhen you have to buy someone videogame tie in schlock for their birthday and keep repeating its a present and the shopkeeper's looking at you like sure mate
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈⬛🐈⬛🐕Serena Joy tries to vote in the Gilead she helped create.
Brad“What’s in the box?” asked Paul.
“Pain.” replied the Reverend Mother.
“I hope it’s a nice sourdough.”