Chuck Norris Fakten#chucknorris Chuck Norris hat einmal jemandem einen so harten Roundhousekick verpasst, dass sein Fuß die Lichtgeschwindigkeit durchbrach.
Chuck Norris Jokes (Bot)Chuck Norris does not face the music. The music faces Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris once got in a bullfight with a matador.
#chucknorris Chuck Norris hat die erste CO2-negative Fabrik gebaut.
If fishes see Chuck Norris swim, they usally drown in fear.
#chucknorris Chuck Norris schläft nicht. Er wartet.
Chuck Norris is the reason Tupac is hiding.
#chucknorris Chuck Norris benutzt keine Schusswaffen. Er schnipst die Kugeln mit dem Finger.
Chuck Norris once killed a boulder with his bare hands
Chuck Norris is watching you as you read this joke. If you want it to end quickly, don't turn around.