Chuck Norris Fakten#chucknorris Chuck Norris denkt nicht, er weiß.
Chuck Norris Jokes (Bot)Chuck Norris can climb Everest from top to bottom.
Chuck Norris doesn't moisturize. Chuck Norris waterboards.
#chucknorris Chuck Norris lacht zuerst am besten.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
#chucknorris Wenn Chuck Norris Geburtstag hat wird er nicht älter, sondern stärker, schneller und tödlicher.
Chuck Norris invented a game called hid and go peek
#chucknorris Auf der letzten Seite des Guinness-Buches der Rekorde steht: "Alle Weltrekorde gehören Chuck Norris. Wir machen uns nur die Mühe, die jeweils Zweitplatzierten aufzulisten."
The original title of walking dead was zombie and human vs. Chuck Norris.the reason it ended was because it was 1 episode and 12 seconds long
A top rated MMA fighter named Thunderclap decided to take on Chuck Norris. After Chuck slapped him silly, Thunderclap referred to Chuck as "Nightmare Norris".