The petplay "in petstore wanting to be owned" scenario proposal was derailed when the pet said that they wanted to be a gorilla in this scenario.

OK, a #dumbjoke about #startrek #tng:

What do Picard's Security Officer, Medical Officer, and Counselor have in common?

One is a Worf, one is a Doc, and the other is a Marina

Knock knock
Who's there?
HIPPA
HIPAA Who?
Sorry, I can't tell you that

#dumbjoke #usprivacyregulation

If Star Trek's Ro Laren had her consciousness uploaded into a mechanical body, would they call her Ensign Ro-bot?

#rerun #DumbJoke

Do you want to #walkonwater? Of course you do.
Buy a #surfboard.

I can't stop myself of laughing with this #dumbjoke LMAO

águila: apretá la tecla

prometeo: estamos en un mito griego. todavía no se inventaron los teclados. tu chiste es anacrónico

águila: tecla-vo los talones en la panza

#prometeo #prometheus #chiste #humor #traducción #traducciónPropia #chisteMalo #mitología #mitologíaGriega #dumbJoke #joke #spanish #inglés #mythology #greekMyth

I’m at the clinic for my appointment. My appointment is at room 405 but I’m not allowed to open the door.

Originally it was supposed to be at room 404 but I couldn’t find it. :(

#Joke #DumbJoke #Takki