Me, just before reaching my floor: Elevator Lady, what’s your favorite activity on a first date?
Elevator Lady (melodiously) Going down.
Euler? I hardly know her!
eggrolls? Obviously.
the existence of a locale implies the existence of a globale.
Ok, just hear me out: a trio of bakers hunting down occult invaders on the Upper West Side: Cake Pop Demon Hunters.
"I'm here to visit my grandfather's grave."
"What your plot ID?"
"Banks 406"
*keyboard clacking*
*laser printer whirring*
"Here's a map to his grave. Have a lovely visit. Next, please."
"I'm here to visit my parents."
"What your plot ID?"
"Hsiao 30"
*keyboard clacking*
*laser printer whirring*
"Here's a map to their graves. Have a lovely visit. Next, please."
"I'm here to visit my family crypt."
"What's your crypt ID?"
"Chupacabra."
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