Things to know about my posts:

* Even when I'm shitposting I'm sincere at least 70% of the time.

* Except for #HashtagGames and #BadJokes the rest of my posts are sincere about 99% of the time.

* I'm never sarcastic about people's looks or clothes, whether here or IRL. I've I've nothing nice to say I find another topic or shut the fuck up.

** Tangentially, some advice: don't punch down while punching up. For example, concentrate on the fact that Trump is an evil crooked rapist. Don't insult his weight or intelligence, or any other attributes that will cause splash damage to your fellow fedizens.

Then there was the time I ended up in the emergency room at the shore, after spreading fizzy juice all over my skin and drinking a bottle of sunscreen.

The intake nurse shouted "We got another one who mixed up Neutrogena and Orangina!"

#BadJokes

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Me, just before reaching my floor: Elevator Lady, what’s your favorite activity on a first date?

Elevator Lady (melodiously) Going down.

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eggrolls? Obviously.

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