My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.

She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business.

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I have a hunch, it might be me.

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Keeping dry too!

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/66656293

Promotion

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We’re down to the top 4 Favorite Dad Jokes in our voting bracket!

The only close one in the previous round was Time Travel Joke beating Anti-Gravity Book by 1 vote.

Vote now in the Semifinal Round! Everyone is welcome.
The deadline is Tuesday evening, April 7.

https://votingbrackets.com/favorite-dad-jokes-2026-semifinals/

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I have a huge dislike for the 70's as a decade. Most of, if not all of it aged really poorly. I just got this reconfirmed when YouTube shorts presented me, God knows why, with a 70's stewardesses/highjacker sketch. There is so much wrong with it, it's not even funny.

#dadjokes #pun #puns #punstodon #badhumor #thatsso70s

But seriously: the 70s suck. And yes, this really happened to me. I'm not clever enough to make shit like this up.

Sore arms.

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(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)

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