Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you win in a space talent competition?

A: A constellation prize.

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Bonus #Joke
How is it that meteors always land in craters?🤔 They sure must have great aim!

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I have a huge dislike for the 70's as a decade. Most of, if not all of it aged really poorly. I just got this reconfirmed when YouTube shorts presented me, God knows why, with a 70's stewardesses/highjacker sketch. There is so much wrong with it, it's not even funny.

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But seriously: the 70s suck. And yes, this really happened to me. I'm not clever enough to make shit like this up.

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call an Irish Spider?
A: Paddy Long Legs.

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Bonus #DadJoke :
Some alligators can grow up to fifteen feet...
But most only have four.

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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A: A bloodhound.

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"Why did the motorcycle need a therapist?

Because it was suffering from cycle-logical issues!

https://punnypeak.com/motorcycle-puns/

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It’s a chilly morning in #yyc I had to turn on the heat for a bit…
a momentary lapse in freezing.

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