Dad Jokes

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people.

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Certified stupid✅
The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.
He's all right now.
Because all of the fans left.
Because it was a cheetah.
But that's just nuts.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
He was caught in a trap..
It was Everlong...
Look for fresh prints.