Dad Jokes

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people.

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I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

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Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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All of them!

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Because he has low elf esteem.

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A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

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She was a roman catholic.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!

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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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