Dad Jokes

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people.

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Because it's indivisible.

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Because she was stuffed.

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They start coffin.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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Because it's too far to walk.

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A bah-humbug.

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garden fences.

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One was a salted

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They log on.

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