Dad Jokes

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people.

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Certified stupid

I have a hunch, it might be me.

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Make me one with everything.

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Quacks in the pavement.

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The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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If you throw it hard enough.

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I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

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a labracadabrador

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Don't look at me I'm changing!

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