Dad Jokes

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Nothing but deeply stupid dad jokes, a few times a day. Not gonna lie, it's gonna be rough, people.

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Dad Jokes3h ago

My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.

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Dad Jokes9h ago

You planet.

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Dad Jokes16h ago

It reads “Small medium at large.”

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Dad Jokes22h ago

Ground beef.

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Dad Jokes1d ago

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

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Dad Jokes1d ago

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Dad Jokes1d ago

Phil.

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Dad Jokes1d ago

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

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Dad Jokes2d ago

I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

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Dad Jokes2d ago

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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