How do you make an oak tree laugh?

Tell acorny joke.

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I used to get Star Wars and Star Trek confused.

Wookie mistake.

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What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey, bud.

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What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood?

A jampire.

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I love being covered in snot and honey.

It’s the bees’ sneeze.

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My friend got arrested for impersonating a helium balloon.

The police held him for a while and then let him go.

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I invented a boomerang with teeth.

I should have known it would come back to bite me.

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Did you hear about the police gnome?

He works in lawn enforcement.

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I made a movie about a glass jug.

It was nominated for Best Pitcher.

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Just found out my parents left me an entire parcel of land.

That means a whole lot.

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