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Another one for my political #satire archive!
#ToryChaos #CCHQ #Conservative #humour #politics #StoptheBets
Gambling frenzy hits Tories ...
#CCHQ #StoptheBets #ToryChaos
Peek inside the war room at Conservative Campaign HQ today #CCHQ

Last week I posted that fiction is becoming stranger than truth - when I thought it could get no worse, we hear more Conservatives are being looked into by the Gambling Commission!

#torycrashandburn #torywipeout2024 #cchq #corrupt #jail #ge2024 #news

https://penofglen.wordpress.com/2024/06/20/truth-stranger-than-fiction-a-british-tale-of-political-shenanigans/

Truth Stranger Than Fiction: A British Tale of Political Shenanigans

Have you ever noticed how reality sometimes outstrips even the wildest fiction? Well, here in the UK, truth seems to have taken a particularly surreal turn. In my previous post, I mused on how dram…

My writing journey . . .
Meanwhile at #cchq heated discussion rages over when to announce the "Bring Back Rationing" policy. Until someone points out that that was the point of the great inflation! #ukge24
MP Mark Menzies loses Tory whip as party investigates claims he misused funds

The Fylde MP is alleged to have used campaign funds to pay off ‘bad people’ and cover medical expenses

The Independent

The #CCHQ machine is well and truly on. Trying to convince people against #labour because of a not yet defined foreign policy while the #conservatives have been screwing them and the country for over a decade.

Just keep shouting slogans the idiots can understand and repeat. That's what matters.

Here’s the reason the Tory fuss over fake Rishi Sunak ‘pint’ pic is hilarious

When Labour MP Karl Turner tweeted (can we still use that word, now that platform has been reduced to a letter ‘X’?) an image of Rishi Sunak, apparently having poured a pint of real ale…

Vox Political
Revealed: Tory minister and MPs claimed driving fines on expenses

Exclusive: It’s scandalous, says former ethics tsar as Sunak is dragged into new ethics row

The Independent