By way of an #UnsolicitedPersonalRecommendation...

#IF you're #Unsure as to #WhetherOrNot #Apple's "new" #AugmentedRealityGoggles will make you #LookLikeADickHead...

#Doggles for the #DogsOfMastodon... #BoopThatNose

#Also... #MakeTimeForBacon

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#OpenLetter:

#DearApple,

#So, you #Think you've #Invented: #AugmentedRealityGoggles, aye...?

I #DontThinkSo...

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