Mastodawn

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#IT #CouldBeWorse... You could #StillBeRenting...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #DesktopWallpaper #MakeTimeForBacon

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...! #MakeTimeForBacon

"You're #NotMyRealDad...!"

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In #Cambridgeshire...

#MakeTimeForBacon

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#IT's a #FunnyOldPlace is #Mastodon...

#IT's #True... #StillTrue™️

And, #TheFediverseRemembers

#MakeTimeForBacon

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#DearFloridaMan,

What is #Wrong with you.... | #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

That's #NotADiet... | #ChangeMyMind, I #DoubleDare you...

#MakeTimeForBacon | #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty

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https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/

Florida man eats feral pig meat, contracts rare biothreat bacteria

It took nearly two years for doctors to figure out the cause of his chest pain.

Ars Technica

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#IT's #NotForSale...

Are we #BeingMoreViking, yet...? | #MakeTimeForBacon

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...!

#IT's #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside, aye...

#TheFuture is #Bright; there shall be #Bagels... | #MakeTimeForBacon

#Then #BackToTheSnugglyBlankets...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCorporateInterestsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

"And, #BigTech will only #SupportYou for #AsLong as #IT's in their #CorporateInterests to #DoSo... "

#IT's also #Worth #BearingInMind that #NotAllCharities are that #Charitable...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay... | #MakeTimeForBacon

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In #TheFormerUnitedKingdom; we're #Sensing... #Bacon; #Possibly #SomeSalmon...

#MakeTimeForBacon

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews

The #RacistHomophobes at #SSG are #Determined to let "their/them's" #FailingBusiness... #Fail - that's #NotNews, too...

#Meanwhile... #Back in #Diablo4World; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DaySix

#Things are #GettingReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing and a #SparklyPony...

#Yesterday's #GammonJoint was #SuperAwesome™️ and we have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers 🧡... They/them will be #JustPerfect for a #Sammidge...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT... For the #FancyBats...! | #MakeTimeForBacon

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