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#YouKnow that #People (#SomePeople I don't know) #CallMeGarry; #Sometimes #InFront of #OtherPeople I also don't know...
#Well...?
#TheyDo... I have #NoIdea why; I don't even #LookLike a #Garry
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But anyways...
Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...
#IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...
But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...
#BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...
You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...
The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...
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#ToTheStory...
I was #DrivingHome #OneNight from a #NiceDayOut with my #RomanCatholicMother; #TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy were #AtHome, #Already...
#So; #RedBeanBear, #Me and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine on a #RoadTrip in #TheMiddleOfTheNight...
I #Love #NightDriving almost as much as I used to #Love #NightFlights. My #NightVision remains #Excellent. #IT's a #SuperPower (#OneAmongMany). #IDigress, #Already...
#FeelFree to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...
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My #RomanCatholicMother has #Sold #HerHouse in #TheFormerUntedKingdom; so, we've been #Clearing some of our #FamilyEffects
#BlessHer, she had #KeptHold of ALL #MyJuniorSchool #Certificates; we've #LaughedHard at the #Scale of their #Irrelevance in #TheGrandSchemeOfThings
She was a #BitCross that #MyJuniorSchool didn't offer #Spanish as a #ChosenLanguage at #TheTime; but, as I remarked (at the #Time):
"But, you're #Spanish; we #SpeakSpanish...!" In #Spanish
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#OfNote: I'd #Forgotten that #MyJuniorSchool #AthleticsAward was #Sponsored by #Walls - the #IceCreamPeople...!
#Needlesstosay, I'm #Debating (#Internally) #WhetherOrNot to #KeepHold of them; #AfterAll, I am an #AwardWinningChef (#Sponsored by #StIvelFivePints)...
I can also #Rescue a #Brick in #MyPyjamas from the bottom of a #SwimmingPool...
"We don't need no stinkin' badges" seems to be #StuckInMyHead, #Somehow...
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Don't #AskMe why #TheBrick is #Wearing #MyPyjamas... #AnotherLongStory for #AnotherTime... Perhaps on another #TimeLine...
Have some #IceCream...
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While I am #NotPrepared to #Disclose the #SequenceOfEvents #Resulting in a #Brick wearing #MyPyjamas within #ThisThread...
I can #Reveal that I once "met" #JimmySomerville at #TheBell in #KingsCross... I was "working" #BehindTheBar... | #TrueFact
He was #MostConcerned about #TheLackOfSuitableToiletPaper in #TheLadiesLavatories...
He had a #VeryValidPoint; I #TookCare of #IT...
He said "Thank you."
#CelebrityEncounter | #BeforeTheyWereFamous
#ScottishHeritageMonth, #People...! #People, #Places and #Things...!
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#BronskiBeat: Smalltown Boy (City Gent Edit)
#Meanwhile...
#ThisAlsoAlsoHappened... #TrueStory
#YouTube... #Doing... What #IT's #Supposed #ToDo... #Preferably without all the #SuperfluousAds...
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#BronksiBeat: I Feel Love (7" Version)
"I sometimes forget how lucky I am that my mother is Spanish and speaks another 7-languages fluently. I only speak five, and sometimes she forgets which ones I don't speak. In those instances, I tend to just let her babble on until she realises I don't understand what she's saying..."
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Attached: 1 image @MandyMay I sometimes forget how lucky I am that my mother is Spanish and speaks another 7-languages fluently. I only speak five, and sometimes she forgets which ones I don't speak. In those instances, I tend to just let her babble on until she realises I don't understand what she's saying... #TheOtherWhitePrivelege 🧙⚔️ 🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠☕
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