I am the very model of a modern mastodonian
I use it for discussion, never treat it as a podium
When I see something clever, then I boost and star and follow 'em
I am the very model of a modern mastodonian!

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With apologies to #GilbertAndSulluvan; obviously a #parody of a song from their #musical #PiratesOfPenzance.

In the unlikely event that people even see this, I'd love to make it a true federated #MastodonSings / #SongsOfMastodon moment; please boost and also add any ideas, however half baked, even just good word / word-combos to #rhyme with or other #wordplay or #puns in the comments; I will try to make further verses from them and add them as posts to the thread with credit to the authors :)

Something about #inclusivity / #alt_texts / #tagging maybe???

Embrace the Lunar Vibes!

Start your week with the cosmic sounds of "Monday on the Moon" by #Dgar!

Let the music transport you to a world beyond our own.

#indieArtist #mondayMotivation #rock #musicMonday #DgarHeads #synth #SongsOfMastodon #MusicOfMastodon

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

Everywhere else: https://songwhip.com/dgar/its-always-monday-on-the-moon

#Dgar Now listening to:
Fool
~ Star Madman ( @StarMadman )

What a great song!
Seriously good vibes!

#SingerSongwriter #ArtistsOfMastodon #BandcampFriday #Boost #Music #NewSong #Pop #Vibes #listening #SongsOfMastodon #MusicOfMastodon

https://starmadman.bandcamp.com/track/fool

#Dgar Now listening to:
Memory Street
~ AJ Schuler ( @Pachacutec )

“On Memory Street they don’t care if you’re broken
They give you their love and they don’t ask for much
They only want you to hold them forever
Til we all come together when there’s nothing but dust
On Memory Street they surround you with love.”

#MusicOfMastodon #SongwritersOfMastodon #ArtistsOfMastodon
#SongsOfMastodon #soundcloud

https://on.soundcloud.com/eX7XAH6Jd5dJVec78

Flat World.
~ Dgar.

Truth and justice, It's not fair,
Right here, Left there,
Come 'round, Go square,
Either way baby, I don't care.

I want to hold you tight,
I want to lock you up,
I want to tie you down,
I want to pick you up,
In a flat world, flat world, flat word, it's a flat world.
Flat world, flat world, flat world, it's a flat world.

Hot mustard, cool ice,
Fixed result, roll the dice,
Truth be told, pack of lies,
Raw fish and white rice.

I want to hold you tight,
I want to lock you up,
I want to tie you down,
I want to pick you up,
In a flat world, flat world, flat word, it's a flat world.
Flat world, flat world, flat world, it's a flat world.

So close, miles away,
Don't talk, just say,
Bright night, today,
I love you, my babe.

I want to hold you tight,
I want to lock you up,
I want to tie you down,
I want to pick you up,
In a flat world, flat world, flat word, it's a flat world.
Flat world, flat world, flat world, it's a flat world.

Truth and justice, it's not fair,
Right here, left there,
Come 'round, go square,
Either way baby, I don't care.

I want to hold you tight,
I want to lock you up,
I want to tie you down,
I want to pick you up,
In a flat world, flat world, flat word, it's a flat world.
Flat world, flat world, flat world, it's a flat world.

Thank you all so much for listening!
☝️😁🤘

https://songwhip.com/dgar/flatworld

#Dgar #indie #music #grunge #IndieMusic #rock #MusicOfMastodon #SongsOfMastodon #SingerSongwriter #Songwriter #musicians #musician

#Dgar Now listening to:
City Lights
~ Key 13 ( @keefmarshall )

#MusicOfMastodon #SongwritersOfMastodon #ArtistsOfMastodon
#SongsOfMastodon
#BandcampFriday

https://key13.bandcamp.com/track/city-lights-2023

#Dgar Now listening to:
Tear It Down
~ Superstars Of The Apocalypse ( @CosmicTrigger )

#MusicOfMastodon #SongwritersOfMastodon #ArtistsOfMastodon
#SongsOfMastodon

https://youtu.be/Gv-P3uuEYYU

#Dgar Now listening to:
Spoils Of War
~ Riedler Musics ( @riedler )

#MusicOfMastodon #SongwritersOfMastodon #ArtistsOfMastodon
#SongsOfMastodon
#Soundcloud

https://on.soundcloud.com/ZBghwi2i7EkzN7De8

#Dgar has been searching for The Music of Mastodon.

I present my non-definitive list of Mastodon songwriters and musical artists. Please give them a follow.

#MusicOfMastodon #SongwritersOfMastodon #ArtistsOfMastodon
#SongsOfMastodon

In no particular order:

@the1goit

@bluenagoon

@KydiaMusic

@JunkyardTornado

@orangecountydeathmarch

@CMDR_Royal_Mons

@shannoncurtis

@terrylingwood

@Mustbetuesday

@riverdeep

@timwoodruff

@ellieraeuk

@stefan

@stevesplace

@cyborg_writer

@martyp

@futzle

@thanius

@u0421793

@embraboy

@siblingpastry

@duckswithpants

@ekis

@Songwriteam

@tonyandrewmeyer

@steevc

@Traiken

@dlikdh

@jvw

@NealBabcock

@garretguy

@bsik

@schratze

@herrkaschke

@Ghostbeyondearth

@themodestokid

@lassen

@jimmyether

@beercore

@matthias

@riedler

@CosmicTrigger

@keefmarshall

@nigelharpur

@Onj

@GGMcBG

@NealBabcock

@Pachacutec

@static

#Dgar Now listening to:
Analog Horizons
~ The1goit ( @the1goit )

#MusicOfMastodon #SongwritersOfMastodon #ArtistsOfMastodon
#SongsOfMastodon
#BandcampFriday

Bandcamp: https://the1goit.bandcamp.com/track/analog-horizons

YouTube: https://youtu.be/PuAJwvycDP8