Come, they told me
…to Mastodon
The fediverse to see
…on Mastodon
Multibly instancing
…with federation
Tooting it to the king
…John Mastodon!
(Don-don-don-don,
don don don don.)

So to honour him
…With veneration
When we come
…to Mastodon
…Pa-rum-pum-pum
Pum-pum-pum-pum
Pa-rum-pum-pum

Pum-pum-pum-pum
Pa-rum-pum-pum
Pum-pum-pum-pum
Pa-rum

#JohnMastodonHolidaySongs
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
#MastodonSings

I am the very model of a modern mastodonian
I use it for discussion, never treat it as a podium
When I see something clever, then I boost and star and follow 'em
I am the very model of a modern mastodonian!

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With apologies to #GilbertAndSulluvan; obviously a #parody of a song from their #musical #PiratesOfPenzance.

In the unlikely event that people even see this, I'd love to make it a true federated #MastodonSings / #SongsOfMastodon moment; please boost and also add any ideas, however half baked, even just good word / word-combos to #rhyme with or other #wordplay or #puns in the comments; I will try to make further verses from them and add them as posts to the thread with credit to the authors :)

Something about #inclusivity / #alt_texts / #tagging maybe???

I did a bit more #recording last night now that my new mic is in, and thought this one might be worth sharing, maybe. Puscifer's Rev 22:20 is a hell of a song, and I know the Dry Martini Mix best - so here's my version. No pitch correction, just some EQ and a little bit of reverb. The backing track is an automatically vocal-stripped copy of the original, so not perfect, but acceptable enough.

Oh, and I changed some pronouns to make it gay... Because I can  😈

Lyrical CW: suggestive (mature audiences), Christian sacrilege

#singing #FediSings #MastodonSings #cover