Paul Hollywood in heavy traffic: Meoooooooow
Cop who pulled him over: why so fast?
PH: cat feline bad
Cop: 3 points for the driving and £5000 fine for the pun
I hope they ARE disillusioned, but I don’t understand how they could fall for his bullshit twice. (Honestly, once)
When will news organisations realise that I couldn’t give a flying fuck about Trump supporters?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx237vmr2lyo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

Why this disillusioned Trump voter spends hours searching Epstein files
Many who support the president have expressed frustration with how Trump's former attorney general Pam Bondi handled the Epstein files.
I see others doing the same. I hope more do.
#ByeApple #Apple #Tech (2/2)
I’ve been a massive Apple fan since the mid 2000s. I love the products, the user experience. I would love to be excited about the 50y anniversary stuff, but instead I’m looking at how to exit the ecosystem. Initially in response to Tim Cook’s craven obsequiousness in the face of Trumps admin, but it’s actually resulted in a deeper conclusion. American tech can’t be trusted. I’m now rethinking all my choices, being much more intentional about what devices and services I use. (1/2)
Tip for those in the US wondering which news stories are real and which are jokes today: the cruel, demented stuff that damages international relations for decades to come is real.