I am the very model of a modern mastodonian
I use it for discussion, never treat it as a podium
When I see something clever, then I boost and star and follow 'em
I am the very model of a modern mastodonian!

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With apologies to #GilbertAndSulluvan; obviously a #parody of a song from their #musical #PiratesOfPenzance.

In the unlikely event that people even see this, I'd love to make it a true federated #MastodonSings / #SongsOfMastodon moment; please boost and also add any ideas, however half baked, even just good word / word-combos to #rhyme with or other #wordplay or #puns in the comments; I will try to make further verses from them and add them as posts to the thread with credit to the authors :)

Something about #inclusivity / #alt_texts / #tagging maybe???