Mastodawn

Precocious rhymes with braggadocios.

#nsfw #Limerick #DirtyLimerick
#Humor #Poetry #Rhyme 🤗 🤣
[ Start of Limerick ]
There’s a wonderful girl named Rose,
Nice enough to fellate my hose.
But I came too fast,
And my jizzy blast,
Came rocketing out of her nose!
[ End of Limerick ]
Author Unknown

Natasha Taylor Nov 14

I still think the funniest #rhyme I've ever heard in a #song is 'hip-hip hurrah for the USSR' sung by a soviet character in 'A Complete History of the Soviet Union, Arranged to the Melody of Tetris' by Pig With The Face of a Boy.

That song is 15 years old now, which surprises me because it means I found it within a year of its release – I'm usually really behind on these things!

quite adept Nov 12

in cold, with a cold
windowside leaves and stillness
my Autumn illness

#haiku #poetry #poem #poet #autumn #fall #NaturePhotography #NaturePoetry #leaves #FallColors #cold #rhyme #Canada #PNW #MapleTree #MapleLeaves

alice 🪞♥️ 🎩🐇Nov 6

"Limericks can be traced as far back in History as the fourteenth Century, starting in England. They were mainly used as nursery rhymes for children, but of course because they were short and to the point, they spread to the inn's and taverns and ended up being bawdy and rather rude! So, as I was in a particularly funny mood, I thought that I would add a few of my favourites here. There were so many to choose from, and I thought that I had better only choose the ones that weren't, well, too bad, if you know what I mean! as I didn't want to shock the more delicate sensibilities of some of the more refined readers! Which of course is all of you! As you are so well behaved and such genteel ladees and gentlemen, I suggest that you read them with one eye closed, and that way it won't be as shocking to your delicate systems! Ah Ha
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Limericks - From Funny Famous Ditties To Rude Little Witty's!
https://discover.hubpages.com/literature/Funny-Lymericks-From-Famous-Ditties-To-Rude-Little-Wittys

#limerick #rhyme

alice 🪞♥️ 🎩🐇Nov 6

There was an old lady of Chertsey
Who made a remarkable Curtsy
She twirled round and round
Til she sunk underground
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.

-- Edward Lear

#limerick #rhyme

alice 🪞♥️ 🎩🐇Nov 6

There was a young lady whose chin
Resembled the point of a pin
So she had it made sharp
And purchased a harp
And played several tunes with her chin!

-- Edward Lear

#limerick #rhyme

alice 🪞♥️ 🎩🐇Nov 6

There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think
But Grey with long ears, and ate grass

-- Anonymous

#limerick #rhyme