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@b7bird.bsky.social
Should there be a comma after Trump?
#punctuationmatters

@Waxingtonknee Exactly what did you expect from a biography of Gordon Bennett? 😎 #PunctuationMatters

Me:

Fourteen-year-old daughter [aghast at the pile of pits on the breakfast plate in front of me]: BRRAAAHHHHHH HOW MANY DOZE PLUMS YOU GONNA EAT

Me: ...

Her: ...

Me [with a face that silently asks "How is 'Until the bag is empty' not the obvious answer?"]: ...

An em dash isn’t proof a book was written by AI—it’s proof the author knows how to wield punctuation like a blade.

It’s not a red flag. It’s a rhythm choice. Learn the difference.

One more #DadJoke in honor of #FathersDay this Sunday...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

@BlackenedGreen A shrink, Ray, would solve pretty much everything.

The cold empty plate of fate.
Or
The cold, empty plate of fate.
#BreakfastThoughts
#PunctuationMatters

Saw this sign at a cafe with what I can only assume is the motto of a literal gold-digger.