Waking up with chronic pain be like: Stretch. Regret. Repeat.
You know that moment when your alarm goes off, your cat’s doing yoga at the foot of the bed, and you’re like, “Yeah, I can stretch too”? And then your whole spine sounds like a bag of microwave popcorn and you’re just lying there whispering “ow ow ow ow” like it’s a morning mantra. Luna really just tried to join in on the morning stretch vibes and got hit with the full Aspirin Flakes experience. That bonus panel is sponsored by “please let me function today” and “what if pain, but breakfast?”
For anyone who’s ever pulled a muscle just by existing—or had your joints file a formal complaint because you dared to move—you are not alone. Stretch responsibly, folks.
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Mark Tyndall
Move It Daily
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