Did you hear about the guy who kept running bicycle wheels over his face?
He was acting like an absolute cycle path.
Did you hear about the guy who kept running bicycle wheels over his face?
He was acting like an absolute cycle path.
Them: You really like playing guitar, donβt you.
Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.
Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?
Me: β¦
i heard there was a secret ooze
that turned four reptiles into dudes
but you don't really care for turtles do ya
they battle crime throughout the night
as splinter taught them how to fight
and from the sewers came a cowabunga
cowabunga, cowabunga
cowabunga, cowa-buuu-ngaaa ~π΅
new spring
new moon
new love
#dailyhaikuprompt - new moon
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I joke a lot about wanting a robot body, but like
Can you imagine trying to troubleshoot a driver problem with your eyeballs? Or your nose?
"Yeah, everything smells like chocolate, except for chocolate, which smells like fresh asphalt."
"Try rolling back to 5.03.22, that fixed it for me."
"Nope, just getting concrete now."
Daily Haiku prompt 02/02/25: Seed
You sit on a loaf
You could have been a whole tree
Gone in one quick bite
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With thanks to @dailyhaikuprompt