midnight_creeper

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Anything but it | BLM | trans rights | tax the rich and pay the NHS

Did you hear about the guy who kept running bicycle wheels over his face?

He was acting like an absolute cycle path.

#joke

Them: You really like playing guitar, don’t you.

Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar.

Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar?

Me: …

i heard there was a secret ooze
that turned four reptiles into dudes
but you don't really care for turtles do ya

they battle crime throughout the night
as splinter taught them how to fight
and from the sewers came a cowabunga

cowabunga, cowabunga
cowabunga, cowa-buuu-ngaaa ~🎡

Bonus capture jumping the queue today because I'm burning with curiosity:

What caused the damage to this tree's bark in this patterned fashion? Was the lower rupture likely made by the same force?

Putting these questions to all the woodspeople, forest folk, ecologists, biologists, botanists, entomologists, and other science hippies in the Fediverse. Please scratch my itch πŸ™

(P.S. No, I didn't capture any other images of the tree; and, no, I can't positively ID the tree. I'm terrible with tree ID. An alder? A young...something or other? Sorry πŸ™‡)

#PNW #USA #WA #ThurstonCounty #CSF #Outdoors #Nature #TrailRunning #Forest #Trees #Photography #MobilePhotography #AskPixelfed #AskFedi

I joke a lot about wanting a robot body, but like

Can you imagine trying to troubleshoot a driver problem with your eyeballs? Or your nose?

"Yeah, everything smells like chocolate, except for chocolate, which smells like fresh asphalt."

"Try rolling back to 5.03.22, that fixed it for me."

"Nope, just getting concrete now."

Daily Haiku prompt 02/02/25: Seed

You sit on a loaf
You could have been a whole tree
Gone in one quick bite

#haiku #dailyhaikuprompt #poetry #poetryuk

With thanks to @dailyhaikuprompt

What are some good #editing #tutorials ? Looking to do some explainer stuff on #YouTube and oof as someone that's never done any of this, it's daunting. I know how to record/clean audio and record video, I mostly need to learn how to put it all together. #VideoEditing #AskFedi
πŸŽ„πŸŽ„Merry Christmas one and all πŸŽ„πŸŽ„
πŸ˜„πŸ˜„Let the festivities begin πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Good morning lovely people πŸ’•πŸ’•
For #Cupofteasocial this morning's #mugshot
Sending lots of love and hugs to you all for a most splendid day πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ€—πŸ€—