Mastodawn

I joke a lot about wanting a robot body, but like

Can you imagine trying to troubleshoot a driver problem with your eyeballs? Or your nose?

"Yeah, everything smells like chocolate, except for chocolate, which smells like fresh asphalt."

"Try rolling back to 5.03.22, that fixed it for me."

"Nope, just getting concrete now."

just reinstall your pancreas's operating system, no problem right?

@CactuarJoe I've heard of a BIOS update but this is ridiculous

@CactuarJoe if each of my organs has its own OS, we have a larger problem

@CactuarJoe I'd like to introduce you to the real disorder called synesthesia:

@xerozohar "Nvidia-inflicted synaesthesia" is the wave of the future