dog with a blog   

i heard there was a secret ooze
that turned four reptiles into dudes
but you don't really care for turtles do ya

they battle crime throughout the night
as splinter taught them how to fight
and from the sewers came a cowabunga

cowabunga, cowabunga
cowabunga, cowa-buuu-ngaaa ~🎵

Jun 16, 2025 at 6:42amWeb
Show threadAaronJun 16, 2025
@dogposting My friend told me it turned them into teenagers.
Show threadTinkerbellumJun 16, 2025
@dogposting
Their shells were strong almost bullet proof
As they fought the foot clan on the roof
The only thing they couldn’t beat was hunger

But there’s a pizza place that will deliver
To amphibians living in a sewer
I don’t know how that works, but cowabunga
Show threadΩ 🌍 Gus PoseyJun 16, 2025
@dogposting Legitimately fun to sing.
Show threadDusk to Don Jun 16, 2025

@Gustodon @dogposting

So good. I also sang it.

Show threadLionel CoupouchettyRamouchettyJun 19, 2025
@dusk
So did I!
@Gustodon @dogposting
Show threadPaul BoneAug 23, 2025
@lionel @dusk @Gustodon @dogposting our family has been singing it in harmony around the breakfast table.
Show threadDusk to Don Aug 24, 2025

@lionel @Gustodon @dogposting

😻 I love that scene, @pbone

Show threadProto Himbo EuropeanJun 17, 2025
@dogposting
I hate this parody of an awesome song so much and it is so amazing you deserve an award :)
Show threadDark Matter ZineJun 17, 2025
@dogposting oh dear. frmo the first line I heard the music. Well done.
Show threadBlue EmuJun 17, 2025
@dogposting
Show threadFlesh & bone by the telephoneJun 17, 2025
@dogposting This is fucking beautiful
Show threadLiamJun 17, 2025

@dogposting

May I have your permission to record this parody? It's brilliant.

Show threadVic 🇪🇺Jun 17, 2025
@dogposting "First, we take Manhattan"
Show threadthe buff who fell to earthJun 27, 2025
@dogposting this is beautiful 
Show threadAudrey Winter has moved!Jun 28, 2025
@dogposting You realize you have to record this now, right? Cowabunga!
Show threadOzzelot Jun 29, 2025
@dogposting Take my retoot. Go woolly.
Show threadIanJun 29, 2025

@dogposting (assuming this is to the tune of Jolene)

cowabunga, cowabunga, cowabunga, cowabunga.

I'm betting that they foil all Shredder's plans.

cowabunga, cowabunga, cowabunga, cowabunga.

Oh please defeat the Technodrome and Krang.

Show threadCatgirl NouveauJun 30, 2025
@dogposting A secret ooze you say 👀
Show threadAndyJun 30, 2025
@dogposting serendipity
Show threadOwOdayJul 2, 2025
@dogposting fuck
Show threadChris [list of emoji]Jul 2, 2025

@dogposting

FYI, you've gotten that song stuck in my head now. I don't know whether or not to curse you for it.

Show threadunsponsorAug 23, 2025
@dogposting oh no
Show threadyour auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦Aug 23, 2025
@dogposting OMG THIS IS SENDING ME! you did NOT have me sing this to the tune of Hallelujah! that “do ya”, GODDAMN IT DOG!
Show threadJake in the desertAug 25, 2025
@dogposting