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Tagging all of my important #Pokemon in #PokemonGo (based on CP).

🍃 + Pink Floyd… is there a better combination? I don’t think so.

Tonight’s high is courtesy of my ex-wife, whose vape pen my mom found in a drawer at my house today. Cheers. 🍃💨

Starting to think Kendrick might have a bit of a beef with Drake…

Error, executive function not found!

I really should try waking up before I get out of bed.

As a reviewer and reader, I have been noticing a gradual but firm uptick in books whose genres are not labelled correctly.

For the sake of your readers, please label your books appropriately.

There are plenty of people who love genre X and want to know ahead of time that this is something you write.

Let’s make it easier for every reader to find the genres they enjoy and avoid the ones they do not.

Ah, the three genders

Happy #TrueDetective Day for everyone who's celebrating!!! #TimeIsAFlatCircle 🌀

Hope wherever you are, you're safe and staying warm. ⛧ 🤘🏼😈 ⛧

The peace sign's reflection is laughing at us.

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Currently Reading 📚	"The Winter People" by Jennifer McMahon
Currently Playing 🎮	Golden Sun, Super Mario RPG (Switch)