Mr. Funk E. Dude

@Mrfunkedude
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Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Secular Buddhist. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

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https://ko-fi.com/mrfunkedude

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A serious moment...

PSA: If someone claiming to be from your bank, credit card, or anything, initiates contact with you in anyway, do not give them any information. None. Hang up. Do not respond to the email or text. Contact that company or doctor's office or whatever in a safe way you know how to, and deal with the matter that way.

Scammers are sophisticated and I'm willing to bet AI is only making it easier for them to connect dots. Be safe out there.

Good morning Fedi friends
Some mornings are magical.
Last night I promised Summer we would make the time for an early run.
As soon as we woke up she let me know that she remembered.
I put on my dog walk going clothes and by the time I got to filling our water bottle she was too excited to stay still.
The quiet, the colors, the absolute stillness was lovely. We soaked in every peaceful moment.
Good morning, Mastodon.
#Summer #DogsOfMastodon

How do people start their days without a full charge on their phones?

Like, how do you go through your life so casually? HOW? HOW???

@Mrfunkedude

This is how it looks from my server 😁

RE: https://vmst.io/@djwfyi/115311123624992921

I don't think I've ever read anything as wise as this on the Fedi.

"You freaking normie" is probably the worst insult I've ever issued on the fedi.
It's nearly noon on this last weekday of my vacation. I'm still in bed. Am I doing this right?
Remember to never forget that which has been forgotten.