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I feel like the DC universe could succeed if they don’t always lead with Superman and Batman.

Superman can seem so simple but like, he’s so complicated. Super beings are what humans strive to be, but Superman is a super being that strives to be human. I don’t think that’s a simple story to tell.

I think they dropped the ball because leading with a really grounded and fun Green Lantern movie seems like a good option.

Here’s what I want from a password manager:

1. Stores my passwords in the caldera of an active volcano.
2. I can access it with a 6-digit PIN from any computer on the Internet.

I don’t understand why this is so hard for the industry to get right.