Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange
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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice

Webhttps://captain-justice.com
Pronounshe/him
Just My Tootshttps://justmytoots.com/@cjust@infosec.exchange
Signalcjust.17

Who needs a wife anyway?

How difficult can it be to boil a toast?

wahahahhahah
good luck with that

Been horrifying teammates by referring to undocumented information that's held only in people's heads as "locked in meat storage".

Please use this with your teams/projects and report back on how they like it?

Somewhere Barbara Streisand can heave a huge sigh of relief. It will henceforth be known as "the Vance effect."

#JDVance #fascism #couchfucker

@angiebaby @cjust OH GOD THANK YOU FINALLY
I'm sorry, but an AI blort from a prompt will never match the satisfaction of putting together a shitty, low-effort meme by hand.
i don't think enough people realize that when you make a phone call to someone else, the other phone literally stops what it is doing and makes a noise and shakes, it's very distracting, please do not make phone calls

Yeah, I know itโ€™s LinkedInโ€”sorry.

tl;dr Is that the high tech layoffs in the past few years have been largely driven by changes to the US tax code. These jobs may never be coming back. Prepare for an extended period of unemployment uncertainty.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/tax-consequences-hal-pomeranz-holpe

Tax and Consequences

Every day brings news of more layoffs in the tech sector. Every day I see good people in my timeline struggling to find a new job, struggling to keep a roof over their head and food on the table, struggling with their mental health and sense of self worth.

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