“All he knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be able to achieve some tiny deed that'd make the world, in a small way, a better place. Like shooting someone.”
Terry Pratchett; The Fifth Elephant
#Discworld #AnotherFailedAssassinationAttempt

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld

Advance warning - please locate your towel. I repeat, please locate your towel. International Know Where Your Towel Day Is approaches. Also the Glorious 25th of May.
#bookstodon #HHGTTG #Discworld
@sylvia_ritter
None of the four elephants? #discworld
The spell that wouldn't leave · mahl.me

On reading Terry Pratchett at sixteen, in the back of a French classroom, and a sentence that has been kicking over the furniture in my head ever since.

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“‘NO, YOU CAN'T RIDE A CAT. WHO EVER HEARD OF THE DEATH OF RATS RIDING A CAT? THE DEATH OF RATS WOULD RIDE SOME KIND OF DOG….’”
Terry Pratchett; Reaper Man
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Book 15. Going Postal by Terry Pratchett.

Back on the pratchett. This book feels very timely because it's all about an invention (the clacks) being run into the ground by profit-seeking vultures who kicked out the engineers and don't understand their technology.

In this world, Vetinari can just deploy con man Moist von Lipwig to solve the problem by rejuvenating the post-office. In ours, we need more action.

My next pratchett will probably be Making Money

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"The significant owl hoots in the night."

Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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“‘I've met a few incorruptible men,’ said Madam Meserole. ‘They tend to die horrible deaths. The world balances out, you see. A corrupt man in a good world, or a good man in a corrupt one…the equation comes out the same. The world does not deal well with those who don’t pick a side.’
‘I like the middle,’ said Vimes.
‘That gives you two enemies.'”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch
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