I just saw my friend sweep a girl off her feet. He's a very aggressive janitor.

Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed.

The ocean carves its history into stone, one wave at a time. This coastline captured by David McElwee on Pexels reminds us that the most patient force is often the most powerful, shaping rock and shore with nothing but time and relentless motion.

My dad told me he always struggled with three subjects in school: math, and he couldn't remember the other one.

Under a clear summer sky, lavender blooms stretch endlessly across the Ukrainian countryside in this photograph by Iryna Ilieva on Pexels. The gentle purple waves seem to hold the warmth of long days and the quiet rhythm of a season at its peak, reminding us that beauty often arrives in fields we least expect to find it.

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said, 'Wii.'

A man with a stutter died in prison...before he could finish his sentence.

There's a particular kind of quiet that only exists in autumn forests, where sunlight slips between tall trees and settles on the forest floor. Helena Jankovičová Kováčová captured this stillness on Pexels, reminding us that serenity isn't something we find, it's something we notice when we slow down enough to let it in.