The microplastics in my gonads and seminal fluid have become sentient, and will be voting Democrat in 2026 and 2028.
Thank you for your attention.
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.
I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."
I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."
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I've said a number of times this is the problem with reading large amounts of misinformation.
You start reading all the bullshit stories and nonsense science and bits of it sink in at some level. You may not remember the source but your brain's gonna retrieve it anyway and tada, it's fact now.
People might continue reading Cybernews after this, but not people in the cybersecurity business, that's for sure. Let's hope this stops them from promoting their baloney.
Glorious and detailed debunking of their false claims by @JayeLTee
Fact-Checking Claims By Cybernews: The 16 Billion Record Data Breach That Wasn't
https://jltee.substack.com/p/fact-checking-claims-by-cybernews
Today, Mel Brooks is 99. God bless him.
In his honor, be funny.
And smart.