Terry Pratchett Quote Bot... he was honest, because good criminals have to be honest.
(Hogfather)
Gods never need to be very bright when there are humans around to be it for them. (Small Gods)
‘I don’t mind criticism,’ said Granny. ‘You know me. I’ve never been one to take offence at criticism. No-one could say I’m the sort to take offence at criticism -’
‘Not twice, anyway,’ said Nanny.
(Witches Abroad)
'People need something today but they generally need something else tomorrow.' (Carpe Jugulum)
‘You mean you just see things that are really there?’ he said. ‘I can see you haven’t been with the opera for long, dear.’ (Maskerade)
TobyOnly a few pages into Thief of Time and can tell I’m going to love it.
He wasn't certain what unisex was but expected that it was what he normally experienced. (Interesting Times)
The Librarian was, of course, very much in favour of reading in general, but readers in particular got on his nerves. There was something, well, sacrilegious about the way they kept taking books off the shelves and wearing out the words by reading them. (Men at Arms)
He was trying to find some help in the ancient military journals of General Tacticus, whose intelligent campaigning had been so successful that he’d lent his very name to the detailed prosecution of martial endeavour, and had actually found a section headed What to Do If One Army Occupies a Well-fortified and Superior Ground and the Other Does Not, but since the first sentence read ‘Endeavour to be the one inside’ he’d rather lost heart. (Carpe Jugulum)
'We haven't even practised together properlly,' said Imp.
'We'll practice as we go along,' said Glod. 'Welcome to the world of professional musicianship.' (Soul Music)