Sergeant Colon went back to his desk, surreptitiously opened his drawer and pulled out the book he was reading. It was called Animal Husbandry. He’d been a bit worried about the title - you heard stories about strange folk in the country - but it turned out to be nothing more than a book about how cattle and pigs and sheep should breed.
Now he was wondering where to get a book that taught them how to read. (Feet of Clay)

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People came to Ankh-Morpork to seek their fortune. Unfortunately, other people sought it too. (Soul Music)

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NOTHING IS FINAL. NOTHING IS ABSOLUTE. EXCEPT ME, OF COURSE.
(Sourcery)

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‘Just because you can explain it doesn’t mean it’s not still a miracle.’ (Small Gods)

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Oh, oh! Guess what I found in the used Science Fiction section of worlds largest independent bookstore (Powell's in Portland, Oregon)?

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It's World Turtle Day!

I love turtles. And I'm a huge Terry Pratchett fan. I utterly love it that turtles play such a major role in his world. Have you read his #book "Small Gods"? It's excellent! And a brilliant observation of humans and their approaches towards belief in higher powers.

In honour of World #Turtle Day and Terry Pratchett, here is my favourite ancient Egyptian turtle #artefact 🐢🐘🐘🐘🐘💖

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The spell that wouldn't leave · mahl.me

On reading Terry Pratchett at sixteen, in the back of a French classroom, and a sentence that has been kicking over the furniture in my head ever since.

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Cached UK/IE #KindleBookGiveaway: 5 copies of Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett, the Discworld novel that introduces Sam Vimes and Corporal Carrot. Because this is a #UKKindleBookGiveaway, you MUST have a amazon.co.uk Kindle account to claim one. #GNUTerryPratchett

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…Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable person to be around, partly because she had a mind so broad it could accommodate three football fields and a bowling alley. (Lords and Ladies)

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Granny Weatherwax didn’t hold with looking at the future, but now she could feel the future looking at her.
She didn’t like the expression at all.
(Wyrd Sisters)

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