Chris Nelson

@chrisnelsonsdog@mstdn.social
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Socially awkward penguin, rollin' hard in the land of fediverse chicks and reply guys.
Well, yeah. Duh.
#S'mores
Well, there you go. It needs to rest for a bit, but I couldn't wait any longer. Crusty on the outside, tender and juicy on the inside. Gonna call this one a success.
#Nomnomnom
Patio lighting
#Fire
@JamesNielsen I use a mix of apple cider vinegar, garlic, oregano and basil. Bit of good oil. Lots more garlic at the end.
So tempting to grab a bite of that crust. I can wait. I can wait. I can wait.
@Littlebobbytables picnic roast, front shoulder
That'll do pig, that'll do. Another hour of this, then seal it up in foil and two more hours at 250-300
#Dinner
@sunumbral @TheEddieShow a guy I used to work with got me started on this. He made lunch for eight people, all the employees, for ten dollars. Fried cabbage and seasoned round steak on cheap rolls, and it was amazing. Been trying to drive down cost while eating better ever since, and it's been an adventure
@chrisnelsonsdog @TheEddieShow I've just finished a pork chop and rice for less than
$2, not counting utilities for cooking, might fill me up for the day.
@TheEddieShow my OCD chases it down to the calorie. . .
Γ—
Is this a bad font or just from Australia?
@Haikyoneko
"CΙ―nt" is a quite brainy way to obfuscate. Especially if you know the first small letter of the Armenian alphabet and its pronunciation.
@Haikyoneko I was just looking at that in my photos earlier.
@Haikyoneko Here's another good one. I really think they do it on purpose.
@Haikyoneko genai slop.

@f4grx @Haikyoneko You mean your message? Maybe, I can't tell. The image is definitely not.

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Read Carefully

An image tagged birthday,cards

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@lucajunge @f4grx @Haikyoneko it isn’t AI. I’ve seen this floating around the internet (and shared it myself) since 2016-ish.
@Haikyoneko this is saying "Special Aunt", isn't it? It's just a lower case "a" for some reason.
@Haikyoneko
I would call it "Doctor's Script"
@Haikyoneko Ciunt is australian slang referring to a female relative of one''s parents' generation. It's pronounced in the Italian spelling: "choont".

@Haikyoneko
Yet another reason it was a bad idea to stop teaching cursive in school.

I do get the joke, of course. But I'm old enough that I was taught cursive in the early 1970s. It doesn't look like a 'C' to me at all. It's totally an 'A'.

The peak between the 1st & 2nd letters is higher than the 'u'. If the 1st letter was 'C' then the peak would be way lower than the 'u'. Tiny bump. Minuscule.

@Haikyoneko I resemble that remark.
@Haikyoneko Whacha call down under, FOR SURE!