Chris Nelson

@chrisnelsonsdog@mstdn.social
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Socially awkward penguin, rollin' hard in the land of fediverse chicks and reply guys.
Well, I guess if you are really feeling lazy, we could just put a pile of that candied #Bacon on an onion bagel, with a shitload of cream cheese, and call it #Dunner

At a bar and need help? Order an "Angel shot".

-"with lime" means call the police.

- "on the rocks" means you need a taxi called.

- "neat" means you need an escort to your car.

You can also ask for Angela, as in "is Angela working tonight?"

See also the "help me" hand gesture: https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/114876091506990343

#Safety #Signals #PSA

paul (@amiserabilist@beige.party)

Attached: 1 video i did not know about the hand signal for help me, and my stupid ass thought she was flirting. The Signal for Help (or the Violence at Home Signal for Help) is a single-handed gesture that can be used over a video call or in person by an individual to alert others that they feel threatened and need help.[1] Originally, the signal was created as a tool to combat the rise in domestic violence cases around the world linked to self-isolation measures that were related to the COVID-19 pandemic.[2] The signal is performed by holding one hand up with the thumb tucked into the palm, then folding the four other fingers down, symbolically trapping the thumb by the rest of the fingers.[3] It was designed intentionally as a single continuous hand movement, rather than a sign held in one position, so it could be made easily visible. The Signal for Help was created by the Canadian Women's Foundation and introduced on April 14, 2020.[4] It soon spread via the TikTok social video platform and was adopted by the international Women's Funding Network (WFN). It received widespread praise from Canadian[5] and international[6][7] news organizations for helping provide a modern solution to the issue of a rise in domestic violence cases. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_for_Help

beige.party
Loook how big they’re getting
Some flowers I saw on a little stroll today to get away from my desk
#bloomscrolling
@VickForcella Wow, what a gorgeous place! But no, I am in the US, and this is Clifton gorge near Clifton Ohio USA. It looks similar, but mine actually has a tiny rainforest
@Pippz Rule #32 Enjoy the little things.
@chrisnelsonsdog that went in an unexpected, but delightful, direction.
#Gardening tip. Japanese beetles hate being cold in the worst way. If you see a group of them huddled up on your plants, they are probably trying to get warm. Grab a small propane torch and help them out!

Not as hazy today, but a little warmer. Still a fine morning walk about the wetlands. Birds spotted: pelicans, great blue herons, Canada geese, cormorants, osprey, red-tailed hawks, and red-winged blackbirds. 🌾🌞

#hiking #wetlands #Colorado