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RobLangford 🇬🇧🇦🇺

@RobLangford@infosec.exchange

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Tech, Cloud, Infosec, Motorcycle, Gym and Watersport enthusiast
Retired bartender 🍻🍸
Failed blogger 👻

Cat dad 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

Github

https://github.com/roblangford

RobLangford 🇬🇧🇦🇺1d ago

This Is My Glasgow 3d ago

Love this new sign on the Clyde Walkway, but it definitely falls into the Keep Glasgow Weird category. It's one of a number of signs inspired by Science Fiction movies around the city's Science Centre created by A Sign of Humour.

#glasgow #keepglasgowweird #streetart #glasgowstreetart #signs #godzilla #finniestoncrane #ovohydro

RobLangford 🇬🇧🇦🇺2d ago

daniel:// stenberg://2d ago

status: practicing saying NO

RobLangford 🇬🇧🇦🇺2d ago

I used to think packaged pre-cut veg at the supermarket was for lazy people.

Then a disabled person pointed out it was a lifeline for them because they lived alone and couldn’t cut it up themselves most days.

I had never even considered that. It changed my perspective and I think from then on when something seems “lazy” I always ask myself “is this just accessible?”
And it’s nearly always the latter.

It’s not hard to listen to someone when they say something is not accessible and it’s not difficult to shift your perspective.
I don’t know why so many people won’t.

RobLangford 🇬🇧🇦🇺3d ago

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

Whatever this cat got caught doing, they were obviously framed. They'll happily do it again, but they're clearly innocent! Just look at them :3

RobLangford 🇬🇧🇦🇺3d ago

SIEM Shady Jun 29

For those working on managing log ingestion, it's worth taking a look at https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/identity/ad-ds/plan/appendix-l--events-to-monitor if you haven't recently.

Last update was in May and it lists Windows Server eventIDs by monitoring priority.

Was working on ingestion stuff and it appears 1 event ID accounting for 60% of our Windows ingestion has no real security value.

#blueteam #siem

Appendix L - Events to Monitor

Learn more about: Appendix L: Events to Monitor

RobLangford 🇬🇧🇦🇺3d ago

Wyvernsridge 🌻

It needs to be said
#auspol #tourism #uspol

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Quinn Norton 3d ago

I'm looking at doing a series of interviews on what activists and politicians around the world would do to resist the decline into fascism if they were in America right now. Would you read that? Would you read the hell out of it?

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Yarn Dem0n 🧶3d ago

This is 100% some of my friends 😂

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RobLangford 🇬🇧🇦🇺5d ago

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

Why butt wiggle, when you can head wiggle?

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Wyvernsridge 🌻

It needs to be said
#auspol #tourism #uspol

Field Replaceable Unit 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge As an American, I endorse this message.

Ivey Janette McClelland 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge I'd rather visit Cleveland than anywhere in the South or Idaho and Montana.

canleaf08 ⌘ ✅3d ago

@IveyJanette @Wyvernsridge I’d rather visit Copenhagen than Cleveland.
Or Calgary than Idaho.
Or Canada Bay, NSW than Montana.

Ivey Janette McClelland 2d ago

@canleaf @Wyvernsridge ANYWHERE but Florida!

I'd rather go back home to Los Angeles than visit Orlando.

Dopes The Frogman 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge as a black Floridian, I approve of this message.

Mustardon 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge
If you really want to come here, having South Sudan or El Salvador added to your trip for free may not be the bargain it sounds like.

William Hamilton 3d ago

@bitsnpieces @Wyvernsridge US campaign entices Canada tourists: “Come visit America and also maybe El Salvador!”

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/04/us-campaign-entices-canada-tourists-come-visit-america-and-also-maybe-el-salvador/

#CanPoli #USPoli #Humour

US campaign entices Canada tourists: “Come visit America and also maybe El Salvador!”

OTTAWA - Following months of declining Canadian travel to the USA, Americans have launched a tourism campaign inviting Canadians to visit locations like New York, Austin, and possibly even take an all-expenses paid bonus visit to a notorious El Salvadorian mega-prison.

The Beaverton

Tofu Golem 3d ago

@Beltliner403 @bitsnpieces @Wyvernsridge
And this is exactly why the US tourism industry is currently in a state of collapse.

If you own a US business that depends on tourism, maybe you should have tried harder to get Kamala elected.

BSM (sw.s) 🇨🇭3d ago

@tofugolem @Beltliner403 @bitsnpieces @Wyvernsridge #auspol is not much better - has to be said 🤷🏼‍♂️

They have - like the U.S. - detention center too…

cwicseolfor 3d ago

@bsm @tofugolem @Beltliner403 @bitsnpieces @Wyvernsridge What is it about colonies of the British Empire …?

Kid Mania 3d ago

@Beltliner403 @bitsnpieces @Wyvernsridge
☠️ 🇺🇸 ☠️
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/06/canadians-travelling-to-the-us-advised-to-not-fucking-do-that/

Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that

OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer vacations.

The Beaverton

Dread Pirate John Scab🚫3d ago

@Beltliner403 @bitsnpieces @Wyvernsridge buy one trip and accommodation get the second trip and accommodation free

Invisible Marcel 🌀1d ago

@janwwbosch @Beltliner403 @bitsnpieces @Wyvernsridge With free torture programs

Bruce Heerssen 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge
Try Martinique. The beaches are way better.

Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷3d ago

@Wyvernsridge It also needs to be Alt texted, I think.

Ellenor Bjornsdottir

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@Tooden @Wyvernsridge

[Prohibitory symbol] STOP TRAVELING TO AMERICA.

It’s not safe — and your tourist dollars are funding fascism.

IF YOU’RE NOT AMERICAN:

Stay away. This is not the country you think it is.
Detention camps are being built faster than shelters.
Rights are being stripped faster than laws can be challenged.

IF YOU’RE AMERICAN:

Stop going to Florida.
They built a concentration camp in 8 days.
Thousands of people are being detained — not for crimes, but for existing in the wrong ZIP code, for speaking the wrong language, or for not having the right paperwork.

Instead of housing the homeless, feeding children, or funding healthcare… they’re building cages in the swamp.

DISNEY ISN’T WORTH IT.

THE BEACHES AREN’T WORTH IT.

YOUR DOLLARS SHOULD NOT SUPPORT FASCISM.

DON’T BE A TOURIST IN TYRANNY

William Hamilton 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge
“The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it. …It’s easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident.”
— Karis Nemik (Alex Lawther), “Andor: The Axe Forgets” (Susanna Wright, 2022)

gentlegardener 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge florida is not America. Flawridah IS Archetypal murrica, however.

@gentlegardener @Wyvernsridge

I think no one would be surprised to learn there are thousands of "pocket Florida's" all the freak over the US.

Bruce Mirken 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge If you're thinking of visiting #Hawaii, please remember: a) We're as blue a state as it gets, with zero Republican representatives in Congress; b) Our state government has sued the administration multiple times and stands in solidarity with #immigrants and #trans folks; and c) If you spend as many of your travel dollars as possible with local businesses, you're helping us #resist.

canleaf08 ⌘ ✅3d ago

@BruceMirken @Wyvernsridge You still need to pass federal CBP and customs. The czars can call the ICE to every of the US entités like US VI, American Samoa…

cwicseolfor 3d ago

@BruceMirken @Wyvernsridge While I can identify with the pain of seeing good people in the industry hurt (my circles are museum and art folks in a red-run purple state, one of whom relocated from HI), nearly everything I see from indigenous Hawai’ians the last fifteen years has been begging tourists to stop coming to Hawai’i. I have worried that eventually there’d be a hard crunch on that economy sooner or later. This may be the chance for a slowdown transition instead.

Bruce Mirken 3d ago

@cwicseolfor @Wyvernsridge It's a little more complicated than that. There's a vocal faction that wants tourism gone, but roughly 16,000 native Hawaiians work in tourism-related industries, per state figures. Many of us of all ethnicities wish we were less dependent on tourism, but we need something to replace it.

@BruceMirken @Wyvernsridge

Visit New England...we have blue states, but ya still need to get through whatever bullshit awaits you at the airports.

canleaf08 ⌘ ✅2d ago

@Sfwmson @BruceMirken @Wyvernsridge And at Landcrossing you are also at risk. Not just airports. As much I loved Maine.

@yinwolf
This is the reason I said you can't come visit. I promise it's not that I don't want to see you. It's that I don't want you disappeared!
For your own safety... STAY AWAY!

We can see each other again after the fascists are removed. Until then, we have the internet.

@hellomiakoda @Wyvernsridge @yinwolf

*We'll Meet Again*, Vera Lynn, Original 1939 Version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWlelVf3l0Q

We'll Meet Again, Vera Lynn, Original 1939 Version

YouTube

Good advice. Catchy bottom line: “Don’t be a tourist in tyranny”. 😐

The Turtle 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge it's worth translating this to French and German and maybe Japanese. I lack the skills.

Wyvernsridge 🌻

@the_turtle just did the Spanish version. Now on for the other languages [thanks for the idea!]

TwistyBass 👨🏿‍✈️🥷🏽🦹🏼3d ago

@Wyvernsridge harsh watching America self implode. When card carrying Democrats are pistol whipped and hog tied, protecting due process, the dream of Dr King’s speech evaporates on the tear gas of masked white men once again. But just try and make me go sit on the back of the bus, Amazon.

Mercurius Goldstein 3d ago

If it needs to be said, it needs to be alt-text:

Sign that reads:
Stop traveling to America.
It's not safe - and your tourist dollars
are funding fascism.
IF YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN:
Stay away. This is not the country you think it is.
Detention camps are being built faster than shelters. Rights are being stripped faster than laws can
be challenged.
IF YOU'RE AMERICAN:
Stop going to Florida.
They built a concentration camp in 8 days. Thousands of people are being detained - not for crimes, but for existing in the wrong ZIP code, for speaking the wrong language, or for not having the
right paperwork. Instead of housing the homeless, feeding children, or funding healthcare... they're building cages in the
swamp.
DISNEY ISN'T WORTH IT.
THE BEACHES AREN'T WORTH IT.
YOUR DOLLARS SHOULD NOT SUPPORT FASCISM.
DON'T BE A TOURIST IN TYRANNY

A Slightly Orange Cat 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge Disney World isn't worth it under any circumstance.

@Wyvernsridge Reposting with alt text.

Dave Rahardja 3d ago

@oheso @Wyvernsridge Thanks!

@oheso @Wyvernsridge people from Canada are American but oh well...

Matt Fantinel 3d ago

@Quenti @oheso @Wyvernsridge people should always come to Brazil (also in America)

Major Denis Bloodnok 1d ago

@Quenti @oheso @Wyvernsridge No, they're not. Words can have different meanings in different contexts; in this context, "American" obviously refers to the USA.

@denisbloodnok @oheso @Wyvernsridge change obviously to "wrongly". Canada is in the american continent. End of story.

Major Denis Bloodnok 1d ago

@Quenti Wrong, because as just discussed, words can have different meanings in different contexts.

Alexa Devreux-Swift 3d ago

@oheso @Wyvernsridge some of this is true for the UK as well.

MarjorieR 3d ago

@oheso @Wyvernsridge "Detention camps are being built faster than shelters".
Surely,
"Detention camps are being built faster than shelters are being torn down".

@oheso @Wyvernsridge
Come to Disneys in Paris, if you really want to see Disney. For people from Europe it's nearer anyway.

AstroMancer5G (she/her)3d ago

@oheso
And if you're Floridian, either leave or take advantage of your state's gun rights.
@Wyvernsridge

Leather Cub Andrew Aû 2d ago

@oheso @Wyvernsridge honestly, how do I approach this if someone from Canada wants to visit me. I don't know how to tell them I'm interested, yet worried for their safety....

Invisible Marcel 🌀1d ago

@LeatherCubAndrew @oheso @Wyvernsridge Advice them not to come. The border isn't safe for anyone.

Leather Cub Andrew Aû 14h ago

@madjo I will let them know using that framing. Thank you.

"As much as I would love a visit from you, I am concerned about the horrors committed by my country at the border and would be concerned for your safety"

@oheso @Wyvernsridge

cerement 3d ago

> “the beaches aren’t worth it”

the west coast has red tides, the east coast has seaweed harboring flesh-eating bacteria

@Wyvernsridge It's not safe to come here for any reason. They will search your phone when you arrive and if you have something they don't like on there, they will unlawfully detain you.

Apriloq - IMPEACH EVERY MAGAt 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge I live in Florida, and I support this message.

@Wyvernsridge This country is safer than it has been in years and it's THANKS to the removal of criminals. Quit being so dramatic.

Wyvernsridge 🌻

@JakobFel Oh! an actual MAGA acolyte!

canleaf08 ⌘ ✅3d ago

@JakobFel @Wyvernsridge As a foreigner tourist, you have a huggggeee target on your back. What if mate, you are declared illegal by the iCE? A society in fear of the ICE is not safer. It is much more dangerous these days with Nazi thugs.

RealGene ☣️3d ago

@Wyvernsridge
The poster forgot "being the wrong color".

canleaf08 ⌘ ✅3d ago

@RealGene @Wyvernsridge
Wrong gender, wrong love preference, not all hotels booked through, wrong stopover via Hongkong, wrong images, wrong texts.

The Peter Pan of Nerdery™ 🇦🇺🏜️3d ago

@Wyvernsridge @annecavicchi It IS the country they think it is, actually. Signed: Australian now living in the US.

canleaf08 ⌘ ✅3d ago

@Wyvernsridge In Germany we say about that: #Aussieland 🦘instead of #Amiland 🇺🇸, #Ahornland 🍁Instead of #Amiland

Bad News Nobody 3d ago

@Wyvernsridge When I was much younger I used to fantasize about being an american citizen, I guess because of the US' total cultural dominance during the '80s in my country--when you turned on the TV there was a good chance an american tv show was running.
Now I can't even imagine going there for tourism, let alone to live. eww.