SIEM Shady

@CDubbs@infosec.exchange
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SecOps Director named Christopher Ward (he/him)

In one interpretation, my name means "Jovial Protector", and that suits me just fine.

Most of what I do is covered under FriendDAs, so bring beer if you want to talk shop. #Blueteam

Into stuff like: Home Theater, PC Gaming, TTRPGs, and giving away beer <stouts & porters mostly> at cons.
#BlueTeamCon, #Thotcon, #PancakesCon #Defcon #CircleCityCon (damn COVID).

**Looking for meetups in eastern Iowa and SW Wisconsin**

Just got back from a drag show at a Mexican bar in farm country.

Things are gonna be alright.

#VibeCoding your MFA
Today I detected a spiderweb in my office doorway with my face. How's your Friday going?
Me, returning from two weeks of conferences, business trips, and visitors: I will never calorically recover from this.
I like how we took something computers were masters at doing, and somehow fucked it up.

Well, that's wild. I was setting up a new account on a government subcontractor website. Couldn't send a code via SMS so it just said Contact Support.

I called and they verified I couldn't log in until providing a contact number. Did that. Changed the initial password.

It accepted the new password, but I couldn't log in with it. Over the phone the rep asked if he could READ ME MY PASSWORD.

He started to read it to me and I assured him it was correct. He then said he was successful logging in as me.

I then read what I had back to him (16 characters). The website apparently silently truncated it to 15 characters without telling me.

What year is it?

Really? On this day?
When I happened to wear a SentinelOne polo?

It is fortunate for the public that polo coverage didn't falter.

Good new everyone, my Kickstarter arrived today!

(From October 2018)

True or False?

"Blue team security is 90% influencing."

#Cybersecurity #BlueTeam #Poll

True
71.4%
False
14.3%
(abstain vote, just want to see answer)
14.3%
Poll ended at .

Anyone have a spare VIP ticket they would part with for #ThotCon2025?

I added a new position/team member after the conference sold out.