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SecOps Director named Christopher Ward (he/him)

In one interpretation, my name means "Jovial Protector", and that suits me just fine.

Most of what I do is covered under FriendDAs, so bring beer if you want to talk shop. #Blueteam

Into stuff like: Home Theater, PC Gaming, TTRPGs, and giving away beer <stouts & porters mostly> at cons.
#BlueTeamCon, #Thotcon, #PancakesCon #Defcon #CircleCityCon (damn COVID).

**Looking for meetups in eastern Iowa and SW Wisconsin**

People on about simulation theory claim that’s why you don’t see tech in your dreams.

Last night I dreamt that all Teams tenants were globally compromised due to some Microsoft-only copilot instance being given remote access to all teams environments. I saw fully fleshed out malicious messages on screen in color.

Is there a specialty in the Therapy field for this type of dream? :)

Is it appropriate to give someone the gambling hotline number if I think they're addicted to slop machines?
I captured this cool jellyfish exploring what looked like the area where Pam Bondi's heart should be.

I don't have a personal brand. I only share things that I might think others may appreciate. I don't require any external validation while understanding how others might benefit from it.

Some of this video feels like pandering for engagement, but I seriously considered sending it to my son to partially explain my parenting style. Either way, I identify with most of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5YmIqYSqA0

As a bonus, have a deer chilling in the neighbor's yard taken from my bedroom window.

With the sun low this morning and very cold flakes floating around, it was wild to see how brightly they were flashing against the road in front of the house that was still covered in shadow. Only lasted for a bit and didn't have time to get a decent camera, so here's my 5 generation old phone from my bedroom balcony.

An early #Silentsunday post.

While there are plenty of other things to be angry about, I just got an AI cold call on a personal cell phone number that I was foolish enough to use at RSAC in 2016.

I tried ignore previous instructions with no luck, but responding with a request to remove my contact information did prompt a response by the AI that it would do that.

Policy creation is just writing IT Operations fanfiction.
Apparently, because they let me name my car 🍾🚀, the name looks like this in the app.

Do you need real-time visibility into the global cyber threat landscape? Perhaps you need to level up your SOC for visitors like the C-suite. Or maybe you just need a little more color in your life ( yes, you do ). Well good news! We've got you budget ballers covered with the GAYINT PewPew Map. Because as we all know, you're not a real SOC unless you've got a pewpew map.

https://pewpew.gayint.org/

#GAYINT

How come they never wanna play with me? #smishing