K2

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🌍🌎🌏 👋 “Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.” – Chief Seattle, Duwamish

Acknowledging that I live on the land of the #Atfalati tribe of the #Kalapuya people who inhabited this land before colonial settlers arrived

#PNW #Cascadia #knitting #crochet #gardening #BloomScrolling #SilentSunday #LichenSubscribe

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"There's been a new breakthrough on flying cars! Soon, the-"

"It won't happen."

"This time, they fixed the-"

"Doesn't matter."

"Why not?"

"Dragons."

"What?"

"Flying cars get popular, dragons appear and eat them all, and make us forget it."

"What?"

"Happens every time."

"What?"

"Yup."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

We asked Texas Gov. Greg Abbott for his and his staff’s emails with Elon Musk and Musk’s companies.

The governor’s office won’t turn them over, saying some contain “intimate and embarrassing” information that is “not of legitimate concern to the public.”
https://www.propublica.org/article/texas-governor-greg-abbott-elon-musk-emails-foia?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

#News #Texas #ElonMusk #Musk #Email #Journalism #FOIA #GregAbbott

Texas Governor’s Office Says Its Emails With Elon Musk May Be, in Part, Too “Embarrassing” to Release to the Public

We asked Abbott for his and his staff’s emails with Elon Musk and Musk’s companies. The governor’s office won’t turn them over, saying some contain “intimate and embarrassing” information that is “not of legitimate concern to the public.”

ProPublica

Spammers have been programmatically creating accounts on Mastodon instances for years. Sometimes they post once and never again, sometimes they post on a schedule. Sometimes they never post, like a waiting botnet.

As Mastodon's anti-spam solutions are effectively nonexistent, most instances in our network require manual approval of new accounts. Up until recently, it was easy to spot a spammer; their join reasons were generic.

ChatGPT spammers have now arrived.

#MastoAdmin #FediAdmin #spam

If you follow someone and you enjoy their posts but you don't like their boosts, you can hide just their boosts:

1. Click on their name or picture to go to their profile page
2. Click ⋯
2. Select "Hide Boosts"

If you change your mind, go back to their profile and select "Show Boosts".

#FediTips #Mastodon

Just remember, a few years from now, that anyone who joined ICE in 2025 knew what the fuck they were signing up to do.
It is raining and terribly smoky at the same time, and I have a meeting soon to talk about a billionaire private astronaut mission run by a billionaire-owned space launch company that dropped space debris on farms near my house. This apocalyptic scifi novel I'm living in is dumb.

You get exactly one of the following powers.

Choose wisely.

Detect all BlĂĽhaj within 3 miles
1.2%
Cute lost socks appear in your dryer (clean)
0.9%
Takeout never spoils in your fridge
5.2%
Know definitively if a lesbian is into you
7.1%
All seats conform perfectly to your ass
3.6%
Know definitively if it's just a fart beforehand
2.3%
Always have amazingly minty fresh breath
3.5%
Can always unsay the last thing you said
16.6%
Cat's understand you perfectly
8.9%
Your bites are always endearing
1%
Always know any person's favorite food
2.5%
Can sleep 8 hours consistently
29.9%
A human always answers your phone calls
3%
Weekends feel longer than weekdays
12.8%
Everything tastes like butter to your enemies
1.5%
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Damn, the takahē really is like a globe of the world on legs.

edit: photo by Douglas Thorne

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