If Mastodon were a bar, it would be named:
Boosty's
12.5%
Toot's
42.5%
The Well Actually
34.7%
Linux
10.2%
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Dang it. TGI Caturday's was right there.
@the_etrain And it's even one better!
@the_etrain Can we say fuckall to Discord and have an IRC channel with the winner?
@MizFidd
Do it up!
@the_etrain @MizFidd I admin an irc server we can use LOL.
@rockmastermike @the_etrain Problem is that now I TOTALLY want a Beige Party channel there.

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Toot's but Boosty is bar's mascott and "The Well Actually" is a cocktail

@c0debabe @the_etrain
So called because after having 4 cocktails, you go around inserting the missing, "whell ashkually" (drunkenese for, well actually) into peoples conversations.
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Linux House of Boosts. Actually.

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if it was a pub, it'd be 'the mossy cat' or something.

@the_etrain The one in the UK is called The Activity Pub
@the_etrain well, actually it would be "The Well, Actually". The comma is essential 
@the_etrain Ooo, you missed an opportunity! Tooters!
@the_etrain The Well Actually is over here.

@the_etrain I have some other suggestions:

• Booze -n- Boosts
• The Elephant Trough
• John Mastodon's Bar and Grill
• The Fediverse Inn-stance
• The Drunk and Trunk Rathskeller
• The Post and Toast Wine Bar

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Mastodon is no mere bar, it's a whole district filled with bars!

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Aren't we already inside The Activity Pub? Mastodon is the back room where they do poetry readings.

@the_etrain But if you must

Mast O'Don's Activity Pub and Micro Boostery

@the_etrain “This is terrible and it’s your fault”

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Boosty's also sounds like a place where AAAALLLL the seats are booster seats. So tall!

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