If Mastodon were a bar, it would be named:
Boosty's
Toot's
The Well Actually
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Toot's but Boosty is bar's mascott and "The Well Actually" is a cocktail
if it was a pub, it'd be 'the mossy cat' or something.

@the_etrain I have some other suggestions:
• Booze -n- Boosts
• The Elephant Trough
• John Mastodon's Bar and Grill
• The Fediverse Inn-stance
• The Drunk and Trunk Rathskeller
• The Post and Toast Wine Bar
Mastodon is no mere bar, it's a whole district filled with bars!
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@the_etrain But if you must
Mast O'Don's Activity Pub and Micro Boostery
Boosty's also sounds like a place where AAAALLLL the seats are booster seats. So tall!