If Mastodon were a bar, it would be named:
Boosty's
12.5%
Toot's
42.5%
The Well Actually
34.7%
Linux
10.2%
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@the_etrain
Aren't we already inside The Activity Pub? Mastodon is the back room where they do poetry readings.

@the_etrain But if you must

Mast O'Don's Activity Pub and Micro Boostery