If Mastodon were a bar, it would be named:
Boosty's
12.5%
Toot's
42.5%
The Well Actually
34.7%
Linux
10.2%
Poll ended at .

@the_etrain

Toot's but Boosty is bar's mascott and "The Well Actually" is a cocktail

@c0debabe @the_etrain
So called because after having 4 cocktails, you go around inserting the missing, "whell ashkually" (drunkenese for, well actually) into peoples conversations.