If Mastodon were a bar, it would be named:
Boosty's
12.5%
Toot's
42.5%
The Well Actually
34.7%
Linux
10.2%
Poll ended at .

@the_etrain I have some other suggestions:

• Booze -n- Boosts
• The Elephant Trough
• John Mastodon's Bar and Grill
• The Fediverse Inn-stance
• The Drunk and Trunk Rathskeller
• The Post and Toast Wine Bar