Дими́трий

@saltywizard@beige.party
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salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless

also: 🛼 and communism!

avatar: give me slack, or give me death

banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

Today's Albumhttps://www.discogs.com/master/16910-Pixies-Pixies
Every time I ask the lion in the closet what he’s doing he shouts, “Narnia business.”

@meganmariehart

Maybe I'm very strange but my metric for a post "doing well" is replies not likes or boosts.

A good post spawns a million threads and subthreads.

However, I'm on social media to ... socialize (crazy right?)

People who view social media as a publicity tool don't reply to posts, they don't even read their own replies. It's like they aren't even here.

Sad that on places like X/twitter replies were seen as a negative: a sign that people were angry at you. Dysfunctional.

It was at that moment I suddenly realized I was having an epiphany...
A - DNS Record
AA - Battery
AAA - Battery
AAAA - DNS Record

A delicate Azure Tit from Ukraine. 💙 🤍 🖤 💙 🇺🇦

Photographer - Petro Katerynych, Kyiv

#Birds #BirdsOfMastodon #BirdPhotography #AzureTit #BirdsOfUkraine

Life hack: If I'm ever found dead in the woods, all the glitter I wear can help identify the man (or bear) responsible! 💖
“You learn, after a while, that quotes by Einstein, Twain, and Gandhi shared on the internet are not to be trusted.” - John F. Kennedy
Perhaps I didn't accomplish everything I set out to do tonight, but at least I also stayed up too late.