If Mastodon were a bar, it would be named:
Boosty's
12.5%
Toot's
42.5%
The Well Actually
34.7%
Linux
10.2%
Poll ended at .
@the_etrain
Linux House of Boosts. Actually.

@JJ @the_etrain

if it was a pub, it'd be 'the mossy cat' or something.