Marcus GrenängenFeb 19
Steve Troughton-Smith

Speaking of the quality of Apple's Private Cloud Compute model…

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Feb 19 at 12:30pmIvory for Mac
Show threadSteve Troughton-SmithFeb 19
We are really not beating the alternate timeline allegations here
Show threadSteve Troughton-SmithFeb 19
This is the plot to The Man In The High Castle, isn't it? Lost artifacts showing the 'true' timeline? 😛
Show threadGabriel NFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith it depends on which part of the book you’re reading.
Show threadStuart GibsonFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith multiverse simulation confirmed to not be thread safe.
Show threadMarkVFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith I like to think we already split from the true timeline all the way back in 2016
Show threadMike CaneFeb 25
@stroughtonsmith Go! Read! The! Book!
Show threadFabienFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith That is some new level of Reality Distortion Field.
Show threadWendroid 🇺🇦Feb 19
@stroughtonsmith If only…
Show threadSeebaerFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith just asked same question. Answer: The President is Joe Biden!
Show threadCaleb MaclennanFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith For realz‽
Show threadBryan Feb 19
@stroughtonsmith even LLM’s can’t believe what’s happening…
Show threadJoe Groff (1M Context)Feb 19
@stroughtonsmith wonder what it thinks Apple’s preferred programming language and app framework is
Show threadSteve Troughton-SmithFeb 19
@joe sounds right to me 🙃
Show threadPatioboaterFeb 19

@stroughtonsmith I want to go there. Can I please go there?

Please?

Show threadMike CaneFeb 25
@stroughtonsmith No bias at all there. ***SNORT***
Show threadStephen DarlingtonFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith I wish it was correct!
Show threadKoen Feb 19
@stroughtonsmith oh wow. 🫨
Show threadNMDoernerFeb 19

@stroughtonsmith

I KNEW it! I am living in the wrong timeline! 😢🙄

Show threadBrian MuellerFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith if only
Show threadJeffFeb 19
@brianmueller @stroughtonsmith Its that other alternate universe. (do you know where the portal is?)
Show threadAwaxFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith maybe this is what Tim Cook belives when he hangs out with the president.
Show threadRocky HetheringtonFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith Maybe they’re running on Quantum computers and pulling the results from another universe.
Show threadKirk ReynoldsFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith 🫠
Show threadUrzlFeb 19
@kaptin @stroughtonsmith Okay - my working theory is that it's forbidden from talking about Trump in some contexts and since it's *required* to answer, this is what we get.
Show threadBernd KilgaFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith How fitting. Liquid Glass on macOS is also in an alternative universe.
Show threadIlia KoloFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith it lives in the better world )
Show threadSiguzaFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith dude, Trump is gonna publicly execute Tim if he hears of this...
Show threadSteve Troughton-SmithFeb 19
@siguza out a high rise window, as is the way
Show threadSiguzaFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith into a poisoned helicopter blade, I'm sure
Show threadcynicalsecurity Feb 19
@stroughtonsmith that's the problem with models which don't keep up with voting fraud ;P
Show threadSteven Op de beeckFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith @siracusa that’s painful, but it doesn’t really matter. If Apple or anyone uses LLMs to answer knowledge queries directly. We all lose.
Fingers crossed they use LLMs to parse the question and formulate the answer based on information that was retrieved from a knowledge database, then we’re talking.
Show threadDerekFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith maybe private cloud computer is quantum and reporting from a better timeline.
Show threadMartin VogelFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith So apparently Apple did not drift into this absurd parallel universe we are all stuck now. Can we use this connection to return into our reality?
Show threadStephen HackettFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith I want to jump to that timeline.
Show threadFélixFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith PCC exists in a better world
Show threadEeeanFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith works similarly well with the Pope
Show threadJan EdenFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith The current US administration probably asked Apple to take alternative facts into account, and you can hear the "Not like this!" across the Atlantic.
Show threadJanFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith
OK, this may have factual inaccuracies, but I appreciate an AI that aligns with human values to some degree.
Show threadLexFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith In the other timeline 😢
Show threadSpaceLifeFormFeb 19

@stroughtonsmith

So accurate. /s

#AI #Insanity

Show threadUrzlFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith "See, we're using quantum tunneling and sometimes the bot gets confused which universe it's in. It's technically never wrong, it's just giving answers that aren't correct *here*"
Show threadJack WellbornFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith HOLD THE PORTAL OPEN!
Show threadsharon linne faulkFeb 19
@stroughtonsmith @siracusa I want to live in this cloud!
Show threadAdam EkFeb 20
@stroughtonsmith M365 Copilot says Joe Biden.
Show threadTito CiuroFeb 23
@stroughtonsmith @vmstan It’s not hallucinating. It’s dreaming.
Show threadtylercheungFeb 24
@stroughtonsmith if only….