Brian Mueller

@brianmueller
3.4K Followers
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380 Posts
Developer of @CARROT
CARROT Weatherhttp://carrotweather.app
Brian Mueller2d ago
I wish Apple had forced all streaming apps on Apple TV to use the system-provided video player. Now they all have custom implementations, and they all work slightly differently, and none of them are anywhere as good as the system one.
Brian MuellerFeb 25
CARROTFeb 25
CARROT Weather 6.4 is now available, meatbags! New data source (The Weather Channel), realistic weather effects in the new Sky layout/current observations style, NWS area forecast discussions, Weather Underground stations, customizable Apple Watch app backgrounds, and more. Update now… or else. https://apps.apple.com/app/apple-store/id961390574
Brian MuellerFeb 24
CARROTFeb 24
See you tomorrow, meatbags.
Brian MuellerFeb 20
CARROTFeb 20
See you next week, meatbags.
Brian MuellerFeb 4
Brent SimmonsFeb 3

The worst part of app development is making screenshots.

I hate it so much. I’d rather go to the dentist. I’d even rather make a phone call! Fuck you, screenshots. Fuck off.

Brian MuellerJan 11
Does the Peacock bundle really need to be at the top of the Apple TV store for months and months?
Brian MuellerDec 2
CARROTDec 2
Who doesn't want a free sexbot??
Brian MuellerNov 1
Daring FireballOct 31
The Talk Show: ‘Meat Bags’
https://daringfireball.net/linked/2025/10/31/the-talk-show-433
The Talk Show: ‘Meat Bags’

Link to: https://daringfireball.net/thetalkshow/2025/10/31/ep-433

Daring Fireball
Brian MuellerOct 31
CARROTOct 31
Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: https://www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweather/comments/1ol3t88/carrot_weather_633_now_available
Brian MuellerSep 29
CARROTSep 29
It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical https://youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?si=tpY6XOfl90lQDlUm
Oops, I Blew It All Up

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