whoa mama im on the scary planet
which could mean nothing
another fucking seance
birdgirl grindset
bong
wielder of narya
this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.
bat signed by everyone alive
such is the life of the humble garlic
god isnt mythology
cauliflower
linguini
you can think things that aren't true
water and milk
without the slow creep
laminate me
magneto cock cage
isekai truck
theresa
make your own foot scrub
my roommate is a pulley
boomgasm
losing blood
the first rule of baking
calling me a slur would've been easier
post cunt
grope-nheimer
rorschach test
tricky dick
testicle refund
tiramisu
bill and ted
tes THDPSSSSPS
the information withholder
salem witch premium
the fox and mole
horseified
buttons that go hard
jfk
hedgehog
flawless praxis
Stephanie
welcome to the pee pee palace
hotel art
medieval groupchat
elon musk
top gun
ancient persian poet
climbing up this incline again alone
one guard lies
whimsical idiot boyfriend
shipping discourse
I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
clever
clippy tattoo
marge and homer shit
ancient flute
good boy
book rec
cooking vs cooked
hard lime difficult time
@stavvers it's grill or be grilled in this fucked up world
@stavvers "Now shit or get out of the kitchen"
@stavvers @cstross See also, the old SubGenius dictum, “the difference between Heaven and Hell is which side of the pitchfork you’re on”
@stavvers Does this also apply to smoking and smoked?
@stavvers
Pleased to hear that Claude Levi-Strauss has kindly consented to return from the grave

@stavvers

FWIW endorsed by my 12-year-old as "valid"

@stavvers This is going to show up in one of my stories.
@stavvers omfg this is so wrong. And sad. And a 13 year old sounding like a 73 year old Maga maniac. What a mindset. Already in a small cage of self inflicted doom garnished with adult sarcasm and borrowed adult stance at that young age. What a sad way of bringing up a young soul.

Why do so many like this? It is utterly disgusting. Horrible.

This ruined my evening.
@stavvers So, which one of you is the Marge & which is the Homer?
@stavvers brand new sentence

@stavvers

Musk aside, we had times here in the city of Heidelberg with ~5000 kids born each year, where we could have filled primary school classes just with kids of the same name:

2 classes each of Pauls, Noahs, Felix' and Leons
1.5 classes each of Emilias, Emmas, Milas, Sophias, and Maries...

@stavvers in my primary 7 class (age 10/11) there were three boys with the same name. David Hamilton. Nicknames were essential, yes? Yes, but all three had the same nickname - Hambone. Therefore they became Hambone 1, Hambone 2 and Hambone 3
@stavvers and let them all use alex.smith@something.something as an e-mail ! (Poke @LegalizeBrain )
@stavvers Oh, Mother of God! I read through all of that except the last paragraph before I remembered how Im supposed to be extra wary of distractions when I don’t want to finish getting ready for work…
@stavvers have these people considered that they might live in different countries or areas, or work in different industries?
@stavvers finally some good shipping discourse
@stavvers Also i think they should make human size boxes for me to sit in
@stavvers
That is a thing of beauty.
@stavvers that last guard is me
@stavvers And if I only could, face god and walk backwards into the gates of hell
@stavvers related little fun fact, "Iceman" from Top Gun was based on Deniz Tek from iconic Australian punk band Radio Birdman, which just add another delicious layer.

@paramnesiac @stavvers

"his time as a flight surgeon in the United States Navy inspired Top Gun filmmakers, as his callsign was 'Iceman' and producers visited his squadron to do research.

"I was very surprised when the movie came out, and it had an 'Iceman' in it. And I tell ya, it ruined the callsign from then on - it was just terrible. Like, thanks a lot, can I just be Doc or something like that now?""

https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/perth-breakfast/vf-radio-birdman-deniz-tek/12702270

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Birdman

Is Radio Birdman's Deniz Tek the original 'Iceman'? - ABC listen

From original punk rocker, to naval officer, to emergency department surgeon, Deniz Tek has lived many remarkable lives.

ABC listen

@craige @stavvers HA!

I've been lucky enough to see him with the Birdmen (when they reunited in the late aughts) and with his own band, but hadn't heard this story.

Thanks for the ABC link. I'll give that a listen.

@stavvers Changing the name of the chat to 'Gravy'.
@stavvers this is the plot of 'All Fours'
{YTP} ~ 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole [CC]

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grope-nheimer
rorschach test
tricky dick
testicle refund
tiramisu
bill and ted
tes THDPSSSSPS
the information withholder
salem witch premium
@stavvers Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw god 😆😩😩😆
@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies

@stavvers

I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg
@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi
@stavvers This is even funnier given the actual plot of the movie
@stavvers Unless they are Bodhisattvas and chose to stay behind and help others transcend? (Once they actually learn to play guitar)
@stavvers they are committed to not leave samsara until all leave samsara
@stavvers
Didnlt that guy there, on the left grow up a little and become Neo?
@stavvers What about their characters is enlightened?

@stavvers

*Banjo has been slain by this image*

@stavvers "eyyy boss, so what will it be today, the usual?
- just one ball today chief"
@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know
@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.
Just shows how routinely USian healthcare overcharges people. It's not usually so easy to catch.
@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too
@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module
@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?

@salvae23 @agturcz @stavvers absolutely nothing to do with it, and the j in Polish isn't pronounced like the j in Spanish lol

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/j%C4%85dro

jądro - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

Wiktionary
@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide
@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,
@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.
@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.

@stavvers

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

@stavvers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stavvers i want this so badly to be real!