Mastodawn

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Another Angry Woman Jan 13

which could mean nothing

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Another Angry Woman Jan 13

another fucking seance

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Another Angry Woman Jan 13

birdgirl grindset

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Another Angry Woman Jan 13

bong

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Another Angry Woman Jan 13

wielder of narya

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Another Angry Woman Jan 14

this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.

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Another Angry Woman Jan 14

bat signed by everyone alive

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Another Angry Woman Jan 14

such is the life of the humble garlic

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Another Angry Woman Jan 22

god isnt mythology

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Another Angry Woman Jan 26

cauliflower

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Another Angry Woman Jan 27

linguini

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Another Angry Woman Jan 28

you can think things that aren't true

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Another Angry Woman Jan 28

water and milk

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Another Angry Woman Feb 3

without the slow creep

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Another Angry Woman Feb 3

laminate me

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Another Angry Woman Feb 3

magneto cock cage

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Another Angry Woman Feb 3

isekai truck

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Another Angry Woman Feb 3

theresa

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Another Angry Woman Feb 3

make your own foot scrub

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Another Angry Woman Feb 15

my roommate is a pulley

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Another Angry Woman Feb 15

boomgasm

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Gabbo the wafrn guy Feb 3

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/a361c06a-5c11-43f7-9dad-59415ef6a859

(now it wont make your computer or phone explode)

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Dan Feb 3

@stavvers Used to work with a Theresa Green. That’s a fun name.

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Jen, The Scrunkly Feb 3

@stavvers isekai where the protag guy gets hit and becomes a woman in the harem of some toxic asshole who acts just like the protag did in their previous life and has to learn to not be a dick while questing to turn back into a guy

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Agnieszka R. Turczyńska Feb 3

@stavvers Unfortunately, not suitable for living creatures. Similar range of temperatures like shrink wrap foil. Over 100°C/250°F.

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Dot Maetrix Feb 3

@stavvers I've heard Animate by Rush enough times to FULLY hear "Laminate me" in Geddy Lee's voice, and I'm not sure how i feel about that.

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Primo, haver of Vacation Feb 3

@stavvers regular websites today really aren't distinguishable from the "shady" websites of back then, aren't they?
Maybe less boobs.

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Approxamatrix Feb 3

@stavvers truly a fandom.com moment

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T. J. Bombadil Feb 3

@stavvers And they’d be right.

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Oblomov Feb 3

@stavvers the boiled frog strategy

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ADHDean Jan 27

@stavvers This is like if Derek Zoolander’s model friends had a discord

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Another Angry Woman Jan 28

@adhdeanasl needs a few more "earth to" but right on the money here

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Oblomov Jan 27

@stavvers I think this is the most insane thread I've ever seen, thank you so much for sharing this.

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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Jan 27

@stavvers Also, it's called linguine. Carry on.

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Molly Jan 27

@stavvers Small correction in the first alt-text: The Scottish guys are from How to train your dragon and not Brave…

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Trillion Byter Jan 27

@stavvers This is the quality content I that keeps me on here.

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Steve Gisselbrecht Mar 10

@stavvers
Wow, this one is tumblr all the way down.

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Angela Glansbury 🚽Jan 26

@stavvers
this is like the wheel that makes you old in conan the barbarian

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Détours Anachroniques Jan 26

@stavvers This is AI fake, please don't let our free spaces turn into the same pit full of lies as the other networks.

I wonder whoever thinks photographs in 1980 were black and white.
Also the two young ones definitely look like people from today. There is a lot of these fake pictures where it's even more blatant.

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Another Angry Woman Jan 27

@detours_anachroniques buddy, this is quite clearly NOT AI on account of the fact they all have the normal amount of fingers. The clue is it's the exact same cauliflower. Imagine a world wherein two different groups of people could stand in the same field, pose with the same cauliflower and take a funny picture with it!

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Détours Anachroniques Jan 27

@stavvers If you're trolling it's very funny indeed to imagine a life-draining cauliflower.

Check out this one : https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/D4D22AQEzZ6CO3VDEmQ/feedshare-shrink_1280/B4DZSAGEZkHYAk-/0/1737315865421?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=aNvQKNju-el86wNKB6IG4QBZHKZX1Vno4tRhtrMZCbk the AI is way past the problem of fingers nowadays.

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Kris Herbert Jan 27

@stavvers I mean, none of it matches. The people are different heights, the fields are different sizes, and the cauliflowers are not identical. The tree lines are also different, and the depth of field on both looks weird. Plus, it has a bit of that odd otherworldliness that often twigs people to AI. It would be infinitely easier to slap together two AI gens of the same pose than find two nearly identical photos like this. I can see why folk would assume the former.

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heafferfurfs Jan 22

@stavvers my beloved mythological creatures reference book has angels and jesus

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FoolishOwl Jan 22

@stavvers That took a sudden turn.

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jonathankoren™Jan 22

@foolishowl @stavvers Judas is definitely the top in that relationship

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Rafael 👨🏼‍💻🏳️‍🌈Jan 22

@stavvers @Kiloku Jesus/Judas ship 🗣️🗣️ eu quero ser amigo dessa pessoa

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Aléxia - lesbiatron3000

Jan 22

@rafael @stavvers @Kiloku venho inconvenientemente dizer que Jesus é power bottom

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Rafael 👨🏼‍💻🏳️‍🌈Jan 22

@naoEhAlexa @stavvers @Kiloku Pq óbvio o sonho de Judas é ter o poder que Jesus tem, então ele tops pra caralho, faz todo o sentido

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Tirial Jan 24

@stavvers This absolutely made my day. Thank you so much for sharing it. 🙂

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Anthropy Jan 26

@stavvers lol, if gods like Zeus etc aren't mythology I really don't know what mythology would be, at that point you took away the main thing that mythology defines and it becomes a hollow word

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Mauser II Jan 26

@stavvers

Tastes his own wine, breaks his own bread
A messiah in the streets, but a bottom in bed
🎶

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cpli Jan 26

@stavvers @yassie_j re: ddc

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M.S. Bellows, Jr.Jan 27

@stavvers A "myth" is a foundational story; calling it a myth doesn't necessarily mean it's not true. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth

Myth - Wikipedia

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witless Jan 27

@stavvers that last line really slapped me upside the head, lol

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ColesStreetPothole Jan 27

@stavvers "who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse" is going to stick with me for a while. 😆

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Liminal witch 🧙‍♀️ Sarah Jan 13

@stavvers @GreenSkyOverMe as I recall he was quite serious about the fireworks, so I don't see a problem in that statement.

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John Maxwell Jan 13

@stavvers As immortalized in the work of the Bard Johnny Cash.

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Tattie Jan 13

@stavvers it took half a century for that eyebrow to grow back, he'll have you know

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Myth - Wikipedia