Mastodawn

cpli 1d ago

#OH @burgerking "what is this question, am i from the netherlands or disabled??"
#why2025

cpli 1d ago

if your fatboy is leaky, try potty training him

cpli 1d ago

fuck you
*inflates your fatboy*

cpli 2d ago

veico May 30

ich hasse meinen job, ich muss hier immer aus so einer schnabeltasse mit miss piggy drauf trinken aber jemand hat das m abgekratzt und mit edding ein p drüber geschrieben, ich schaffe das nicht mehr

cpli Aug 7

“i've thrown up in your mouth, that's way better than any kiss would be”

cpli Aug 6

hoe considerate for some people to leave their cars unlocked for me to piss in. otherwise i would be involved in public indecencies past midnight

cpli Aug 4

well, living's not so easy
when you're dying to forget

turns out that dying's not so easy
when you're living with regret

cpli Aug 4

Dr. Amy, Psy.D.Aug 2

If you ever feel compelled to argue with me in the comments may I suggest a different activity instead

Hi, we're Infinity, a zealous Software Engineer on the hunt for their next job.

2+ years of professional Rust experience, an additional year of Python, TS, PHP on top.
Learning Go on the side, NixOS user since 2 years.
Comfortable with Backend or Fullstack, also open to work in e.g. embedded or DevOps.
Remote work preferred, hybrid in wide extended Karlsruhe area.

If you'd like a copy of our CV or know a company that you can recommend feel free to drop us a message!
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