Mastodawn

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medieval backstreet boys

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gay talking heads

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god save the quing

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car/owner bond

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school gymnastics: a tragicomedy

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an npc in one of his nightmares

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pet play

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xoskeleton

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it wasn't me

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serving cnut

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doctor fisher

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detect likely gender

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outknit saddam

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two jerk tony

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lethal the soul snatcher

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august

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watching lord of the rings for the first time

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two thousand and twenty four

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sparkling homunculus

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why did you learn finnish

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this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables

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good advice, probably

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elon musk and grimes

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shoplifter role play blog

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just adequate

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pets vs keyboards

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this place is amazing

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fish aesthetics

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straight up monkin it

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bob wire

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netflix

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bidet

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frotting

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drag his feet and pussy around

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having a cat is great

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painting bart

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a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth

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yuri

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ship of theseus

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my beautiful lucerne hammer

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temu labiaplasty

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normal interaction on this website

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horny for count olaf

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timothee chalamet

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target the child

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rationalist secret base

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harmlessly bother cat

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pompeyspuppygirl

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chess balance patch

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the english language's first and only kanji

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listen to me now

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shipping

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dommed by the narrative

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last meal

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female president

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female knight

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officially an archaeologist

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how ponify ruined my life

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emigrating from the fae kingdom

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big boat myth

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major shlong

Dźwiedziu Nov 2, 2024

@stavvers I cannot resist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat (Explicit Version) ft. T-Pain (Official Video)

YouTube

Kelly (who Cannot, Today)Nov 7, 2024

@stavvers that's Captain Ahab, dude

Mindless pet Nov 7, 2024

@stavvers me: so who was the Christian big boat guy

@green: Joan of Arc?

PalmAndNeedle Dec 12, 2024

@stavvers what were they doing at the shop, you ask? Getting two of every kind.

@stavvers Putin's big naturals

for a day, while . . .Oct 28, 2024

Oh, that's too bad.

Stumpy The Mutt Oct 28, 2024

@stavvers Breakfast was nommed by the narrator today.

@stavvers OMG THANK YOU 😂😂😂 I needed this today

Allan Oct 29, 2024

@stavvers 👏👏👏👏👏

Jules Oct 13, 2024

@stavvers paging @TheBreadmonkey and his Prue Leith fantasies

Ben Oct 13, 2024

@afewbugs @stavvers

😂, but also..... I'm listening....

Bunny's Precarious Little Life Oct 6, 2024

@stavvers Ooh, now I'm actually wondering about other kanji-like characters used in English! Off the top there's @ (at) and & (and) which are relatively commonly used in sentences as if they were the words they represent. Especially &.

vxo Oct 6, 2024

@stavvers ...awsefthojikasehdfgojklawyhesroi;tg uyhaweoilrgt

vxo Oct 6, 2024

@stavvers I have been eaten by some kind of Linux or something

internetsdairy Oct 6, 2024

@stavvers thank you once again for your vital work

irina [moved to critter.cafe]Oct 6, 2024

@stavvers oh, like xiangqi

серафими многоꙮчитїи Feb 12

@stavvers OMG I have only just now thought about how I would pronounce* zie/zir

* pun intended? I don't even know anymore what is life

Mx Verda Sep 29, 2024

@stavvers this @ all neurotypical doctors ignoring “rare” symptom sequelae in neurodivergent people

T. J. Bombadil Oct 12, 2024

@stavvers Clear the memory.

Andrew Nov 8, 2024

@stavvers “child bones in blender” has to be something I’ve looked up at least once

×

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big boat myth

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major shlong

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actually johnlock was always endgame

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heard you want to get painted

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simpsons episode

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ravenous cone worms

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no one prepares you for that

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hitachi

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assigned gay at billing

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lions can jump 36 feet

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instantly won so many internet arguments

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blood work

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random strangers on reddit

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blorbo

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a pervert tragedy

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wibta

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release my wee da

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milk and cookies

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a much better finger-eating machine

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spider names

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edison

meganecko Jan 13

@stavvers “I named my daughter ‘daughter’ because I like spiders and spiders also have daughters.”

@stavvers @vriska idk If you'll ever use this for anything (and it's not really my business) but here this may hold your interest.

Chris [list of emoji]Dec 26, 2024

Thank you for continuing to update this thread. I so *so* needed to stumble onto it this morning.

FeralRobots Dec 26, 2024

@stavvers part I like about this is that we're administering this sacrament TO SANTA. 🤨

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial Dec 27, 2024

@stavvers it always comes down to consubstantiation versus transubstantiation

Annelies Kamran, Ph.D.Dec 25, 2024

imikotoba 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🇯🇵Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers I need to hear Feliz Navidad, I can’t place it right now https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feliz_Navidad_(song) - bit the young Scot’s full re-interpreted lyrics could be entertaining

Feliz Navidad (song) - Wikipedia

Dr. Young-Leslie 🇨🇦Dec 27, 2024

@stavvers oh that made me laugh! Thank you.

El Satánico Dr. Katow Dec 24, 2024

@stavvers I'd be carefull. What people do while having a mental breakdown might not be completely valid, and those taking advantage could face consequences.
The guy did the right thing and I hope he get to live the best of lives.

OwenT Dec 24, 2024

@katow @stavvers this is the plot of A Christmas Carol

El Satánico Dr. Katow Dec 24, 2024

@owent @stavvers So did Scrooge end up in a Mental Health Facility, as it should be?

Tony Wells Dec 24, 2024

If he takes the money, his son will NOT DIE. Not sure about this wibta though, I smell a rat.

Irenes (many)Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers well played. definitely more interesting than the versions we've seen written from the other side.

UNREAL Dec 25, 2024

damnit!

foresight Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers An old story😔

ein kleines z Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers
Lol it took me until the last sentence until I got it. Brilliant.

BradleyKSherman Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers https://davetrott.co.uk/2024/12/words-beat-data/

WORDS BEAT DATA - Dave Trott's Blog

In 1842, the Second Report of the Children’s Employment Commission was released. Young girls were spending 16 hours a day, six days a week, sewing garments. Boys as young as eight were pulling coal carts in the mines, 11 hours a day. Children were losing their limbs, often their lives, cleaning huge machinery

Dave Trott's Blog - Powered by The Barn

_maleficentgirl Dec 25, 2024

not gonna lie, they had us in the first half 😆

Dan Dec 25, 2024

Seiðr Dec 25, 2024

@stavvers I am absolutely convinced USAmericans without the Dickensian context would consider him the arsehole.

turmoni Dec 21, 2024

@stavvers you've got the alt text set to the second half of the previous post, which was really confusing but also quite funny without context because it sounded like you were rambling on about something

donthatedontkill Dec 24, 2024

@stavvers When I say I like following people, not content: this. This is what I mean. Give me lots of this.

David Croyle Dec 21, 2024

@stavvers That’s funny! I like to ask the vampires “Did you leave any for me?” :)

Ingrid Dec 22, 2024

@stavvers I get occasional dizzy spells, and the closest anyone ever got to figuring out why was when they discovered that pulling 4-8 vials of my blood was a good way to trigger them

Tony Wells Dec 12, 2024

I'd really like one of those people who make the little model kits to build this plane then paint it white and add the red dots. They would win the internet for at least an hour.

SheriffLonestar Nov 16, 2024

@stavvers I am offended at the shocking lack of exchange rate understanding.

Matteo Joliveau Nov 16, 2024

@SheriffLonestar @stavvers I think it's worse than that. I'm thinking they mistook € for ¢ or c, as in ¢87 or $0.87

Because god forbid other currencies exist :)

Androcat Jan 14

@stavvers Some seeing the € mark and just assuming it's means ¢

Angela Glansbury 🚽Nov 16, 2024

@stavvers
sticker idea:
sticker for your wand reading my other ride is a Hitatchi and a picture of an Ingram Unit 1 from Patlabor

Max™Nov 16, 2024

@stavvers I love @foone so much for stuff like this, I still quote the forklift certified line randomly at inappropriate times

jack Dec 24, 2024

@stavvers much of the UK's recent express trains are also made by Hitachi

Dave Dec 25, 2024

@jackeric @stavvers something something rail replacement service

Ludovic Archivist Lagouardette Jan 8

@foone you matter of factly gremlin, how is it that you can say simple truths and they still come out incredibly witty?

Foone🏳️‍⚧️Jan 8

@Archivist @stavvers I have a lot of practice as being amusing on the internet

Ludovic Archivist Lagouardette Jan 8

@foone I know, yet I remain impressed nonetheless

@stavvers Nissan are alive and well in the Battletech universe (and GE, Mitsubishi) so Hitatchi being around isn't that much of a stretch and yeah I kinda want that as a decal in my battletech game.

Angela Glansbury 🚽Nov 9, 2024

@stavvers
i absolutely can imagine

Angela Glansbury 🚽Nov 9, 2024

@stavvers
totally ignorant though. while i'm interested in how most businesses operate, info on sex work is pretty thin.

anyway, i hope sadclowncentral's new career change takes off

John L. Alford Nov 5, 2024

@stavvers
Is your phone off?

Rikard Nov 3, 2024

@stavvers I had to look it up, and it does seem Major Stephen Harriman Long was real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long%27s_Expedition_of_1820

Long's Expedition of 1820 - Wikipedia